Trump, Mamdani & Harp
- Seems appropriate that we'd get Ramy as Mamdani this week (it is a New York show after all)
- This is a slight improvement over the "JAJ/Trump at U.N" cold open I was expecting. The only lines I really liked from him in this one were "I don't go to church on Christmas, nor Easter" and "not with that last name". Everything else was pretty much white noise to me.
- Instantly we get a reference to this weeks' musical guest, huh? And it's a reference to their biggest hit that they didn't even perform tonight?
- ...and then we get a reference to the host and his team like two minutes later? Again, NYC show, NYC audience.
- I see JAJ beat me to the obvious retort to that "this could be us but you playin" reference.
- I should've expected Ashley as Natalie Harp. Unsurprisingly, she might be the best part of this.
- One thing I did like about this cold open that permeated the rest of this episode is the restraint it showed. Usually, SNL season premieres are dominated by the shows seeming compulsion to catch itself up on everything big that happened over the summer (mostly in pop culture and/or sports) but aside from a couple of throwaway references to the Knicks championship and the movie "Obsession" the writers of this cold open didn't try to force in reference anything that happened earlier that this month.
- Maybe it's just because this summer was just such a long painful slog with nothing much else worth remembering from it besides food borne illnesses and the like but it's nice that someone at the show realized that isn't what the audience really wants to see. C+
- Huh, I thought I heard they were shooting a new intro for this season? Guess they were just filming new shots of Jane and Ashley due to their promotion?
- If they were doing that, why not film a new shot for Sarah? She's in between both of them and of all the things, that haven't made visual narrative sense in this intro since season 50 ended, Sarah driving a bus sure sticks out like a sore thumb.
Monologue
- Ok, I immediately like Jalen and the shows' ability to poke fun at themselves in tandem.
- I liked the song fake out too. I liked Kenans' Stephen A. Smith impression (maybe not quite as much as I've liked certain other Stephen A. Smith impressions I've seen on this show)
- There wasn't much else I liked that much about this monologue, sadly. I mean, Jalen interacted well with his teammates but that was to be expected.
- The entire second half of this monologue felt like one big inside joke that anyone who doesn't follow the Knicks isn't in on, but it was smart of the show to make Jalen feel like he's somewhat in his element this early on. C+
- Since when the hell has Pizza Hut had sandwiches? They got melts and they've had p'zones. Those aren't even close. Yeah, small nitpick but still...
- Anyway, yeah...I can definitely tell where this sketch was going by the time Ben finished delivering his first line.
- This is just the basketball version of that carnival sketch with Tom Brady from season 30 isn't it?
- This feels more like an inside joke that you don't need to be a basketball fan to get (for better or worse). Oh well, I'm sure bith sketches needed some level of timing and expert control even on the athletes' parts to even pull off missing on purpose properly.
- Huh, so...Jalen pulling out that whole basket of wrappers followed by Mikey slapping his face was a enough to keep me from tuning out completely.
- Still, the twist of Jalens' character revealing himself to be...himself felt too telegraphed (as did most of the rest of this sketch).
- Speaking of, did that last part remind anyone else of that Simpsons softball episode where Mike Scioscia was suddenly more excited to be working a regular job at the nuclear plant? Did one of the writers happen to see that episode recently?
- I liked the lighting and smoke machine at the end and after hearing that there was a second set of cue cards being kept handy in case Jalen missed his final shot I think I can understand and forgive the lack of a live ending. C-
- So, they're spoofing whatever reality competition tonights' musical guest got their big break on...just because they're here? All right. Fair enough. Casting Jalen as the coreographer seems like a waste but at least he wasn't the main focus.
- Saidah makes her debut...in a low-impact straight role. Too bad this ended up being her only appearance of the entire night.
- Hey, this is a two hander between Jane and Grace her debut! All right! Ashley, Sarah and Veronika are doing solid work in this, too. Veronikas' really getting a chance to show off her pipes.
- I did like the reveal that Jane and Grace were only in the show because they witnessed Ashley's character involved in a hit and run.
- I wasn't expecting the girls from Katseye to actually be in sketches at all, but I actually liked how game they were to sing a fake pop song with the ridiculous lyrics Jane and Graces' characters came up with. Doesn't quite make up for their blatant lip syncing during their actual performances, but still...
- Nice of them to give this episode a little boost. Just when we needed a flashy little pick me up to distract us from the host's lack of charisma we get an ensemble piece from SNLs strong female cast with a taste of some new talent. B+
- This sketch is basically a support group for "men who's girlfriends were bought on stage during the Chris Brown and Usher tour"? What the hell year does this sketch take place in? 2012?
- Oh, Jalen just made a reference to TikTok, so...apparently this sketch takes place this decade?!?
- Surprisingly, Jalen may be the best part of this sketch for me. Too bad they didn't either just put him at the end of the sketch or just end the sketch with him because I didn't really care for Ben or Marcellos' parts.
- Hell, this sketch didn't even HAVE and ending! Just an abrupt cut off and slam right into the next one. At least it didn't go on too long. C-
- Wow, speaking of "what the hell year does this sketch take place in?"
- I remember the original High School Musical craze well enough that got a kick out of the wig they put on Jalen.
- Aside from that one line from Kam, this does feel like a more tasteful and less "punching down" version of the same "High School Musical" parody this show actually did the last time an NBA MVP hosted a season premiere 19 years ago (which you can read my thoughts on here and listen to here)
- I have to say Jeremy and Jalen played off each other in a way that made this funny to watch (despite it feeling three or four times the length of the previous sketch). Jeremy made the absolute most of this that he could (as did Tommy in what turned out to be his first and apparently only sketch appearance of the night).
- I have to say, in this SNL era I can appreciate a pretape based around physical humor that just stays at the level of "semi-violent humiliation ritual" abd doesn't escalate all the way to "gratuitous gore fest". Having Sarah not be anywhere near this probably helped.
- Veronikas' part felt a bit predictable but I liked how it was executed. Jalen is surprisingly convincing lip syncer. C+
- Well, I'm not crazy about Mikey's role in this sketch...but I liked how Ashley, Jalen and Kenan played off him. Kenan might have actually been my favorite part of this (not saying much but still)
- Oh, that's right. Andrew Dismukes is still in the cast. I got a kick out of his reveal that they were flying on "Ay Chihuahua Airlines".
- Smart of the show to put Jalen in a sketch like this that doesn't ask a lot of him other than not breaking despite Mikey's best efforts (even when it probably should've...or just done this sketch with another host even if no one who could match Mikey's commitment could've made this less irritating).
- To the best of my knowledge (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), this is the third Mikey Day sketch that takes place in Denver and the second SNL sketch overall to take place in Denvers' airport. I only mention this as someone from the area who...found those bits of trivia more personally interesting than the sketch itself. C-
Weekend Update w/Jost & Che
- Josts' Best Jokes: Hegseths' Slur (for the delivery more than the punchline),
- Ches' Best Jokes: Trump TV, Mitch McConnell, Choosin' Texas
- Hey, another Jane piece! She's killing it with her delivery on this one.
- That Jewish Barbie joke felt like one that would've been better delivered by Paddy Young over on SNL UK. In an Jost/Che US Update that's already operating at a deficit just by airing the same night as a straight up bonkers as hell Paddy/Ania UK one from earlier in the same night, it feels particulary egregious (not offensive, mind you...just in the wrong place in the right time).
- Damn, that Gen Z sex joke from Che sure felt like it would've been right at home in Tinas' era of Update (derogatory). Strange that we'd get one of those from both Weekend Updates tonight.
- Hey, nice to see Jeremy's Tucker Carlson again! Someone else needed to inject some genuine fun into this Update. I especially liked the Spider-Man/Tom & Zendaya run of jokes. This was probably the weakest of all of Jeremys' Tucker Carlson segments so far but it certainly stands out in thus episode.C+
- Hmm...not sure where this sketch is going. Seems like it might be an aimless mess.
- Jalen seems to be the only one...not understanding the assignment here. Everyone else seems to be have been rightly trusted to give this sketch exactly as much as they need to give it.
- Ok, JAJ and Dismukes got a chuckle out of me at the end. Ben was a decent straight man.
- This sketch was all right. I just couldn't get that into it. C-
- Huh, I saw the preview of this from dress rehearsal shown during the game and at this point I was wondering if it was cut.
- Yeah, while I like the slight Beck and Kyle vibes that Ben and Jeremy bought to their performance...it was a rather thin premise that couldn't not be too repetitive to entertain.
- As soon as I saw how Sarah was dressed, I could see where the rest of this was going.
- I guess I was foolish & naive to expect this sketch to have different contestants to be coming through with different products to pitch.
- Jalen is no impressionist but not even a stronger Damon John impression from Kenan could've saved this.
- Speaking of, I liked some of JAJs' dialogue as Mr. Wonderful (mostly his dressing down of Ben and Jeremy where he revealed himself to be a vampire born in 1601) more than I liked his actual impression (which sounded a bit more like a younger 80s era Trump to me).
- Yeah, Sarah, JAJ and Jeremy gave it their best but there was just nothing here. D+
- Yeah, this felt like the exact type of character I've seen play countless times in the past decade.
- Thank God Grace and Kam showed up when they did because it was going absolutely nowhere fast.
- Man, Jalen seemed just as burned out as I was by the end of this episode. D+
Overall Thoughts
- Given that this was a modern SNL season premiere hosted by a New York athlete who I've heard (and now seen) isn't exactly "Mr. Personality" off the court, my expectations for this episode were pretty much at the floor. This episode didn't exactly exceed them but I have to say it had a couple of small things going for it that actually made it one of the better season premieres in recent SNL history by a very thin margin.
- For one thing, there wasn't as much blatant pop culture chasing as there had been in previous season premieres. Also, we got to see a few brief moments of spark from certain featured players that kept this episode from feeling as throughly, uniformly dull and uninspired as the last few season premieres. Those factors combined to make this episode mildly uneven at best (mostly from a writing perspective).
- I was hoping with Chloe Fineman out of the way we'd see a shift in cast dynamics but it mostly seems that outside of figuring out what to do with Saidah (and Sarah at this point honestly) they've got the female side of the cast figured out.
- Unfortunately, it feels like we may need at least need Mikey, Tommy, Andrew and Kenan to move on for now to balance out the male side of the cast since they dominated the show and were unfortunately given some pretty weak and tiresome material to do so with. We all know Tommy and Andrew didn't "dominate" hardly anything but...maybe they should move on for his own sake at this point?
- Also, this episode seemed to focus heavily on Ben, Jeremy, Veronika, Grace and Kam as far as featured players went...which I'm fine with but I'd like to see a bit more of Grace in the coming weeks. Maybe I shouldn't have expected her to get a big showcase in her first episode, but she has the whole season ahead of her. Ben is someone I can put up with in smaller roles but he's not exactly the future of the show.
- JAJ and Marcello did fine in small supporting roles (outside of the cold open, of course). I'm fine with Marcello continuing in this small scaled back role.
Closing Thoughts
- Next week's episode will be hosted by returning three time host, Dakota Johnson. Having seen Dakotas' first two episodes, I'm still struggling to understand why that previous sentence can be true.
- Looking over her first two it seems the problem may have been a combination of her being both a boring host and the cast and crew not knowing how to write for her (which may not have been as big a problem in her more recent episode from 2024 since at least that one produced a couple more memorable moments with her).
- Maybe that won't be a problem this time. I have seen Saidahs' "nepo baby mom" character in a few of her TikTok videos, so I hope she's already pitched something to Dakota in that vein and is able to get herself some more substantial screen time this week. Hell, I hope this means we see more of Ashley and the newer/featured women in this episode anyway. They're the ones that provided most of the few brief bright spots in this one anyway.
- I hope you've enjoyed reading this review as well as my review of SNL UKs' newest episode as well. I'll be coming out with a review of the SNL US season 33 finale in a few weeks with Steve Carrell and Usher (time truly is an annoyingly flat circle). That one will also be the subject of an upcoming podcast with two very special guests that Deej and I had a hell of a time booking on the show schedule-wise. You guys will find out who they are in due time. See you soon!