Monday, May 27, 2013

Roy Schieder/Billy Ocean (1.19.1985)

Inaugural Preview – This was merely actual footage of Ronald Reagan’s first inauguration edited to make it look like Nancy (possibly Stephenson’s voice) was whispering the oath to Ron after the Chief Justice recited it to him. The clip is dated January 21, 1985. This seemed kind of cheap and lame, but I’m sure it was funnier then. C+

Monatge – Harry Shearer is still credited as a cast member and would be for the remainder of the season even though last week was his last episode. He claims he left due to “creative differences” with NBC…meaning he was “creative” and NBC was “different”.

Monologue – Schieder talks about how New York is his hometown as he was currently living there between shooting films in LA. He tells a brief anecdote about going to see a Knick game that didn’t seem to go anywhere, but I like his line about people “knowing” they’re crazy in New York. You could tell he had the right amount of energy to host the show and that he seemed comfortable and enjoyed being there. C+

Super Sunday – Ricky (Crystal) and Phil (Guest) are preparing for the big game. They each go through the snacks Phil got and just playfully insult each other until one of them goes too far. Crystal was playing the character he debuted in the Ed Asner/Kinks episode. Guest actually calls Crystal a “douchebag” and “smegma” which I’m surprised they could say on NBC in 1984. I always thought the latter was one of those goofy made up words from MAD magazine, but…it’s not…google at your own risk. This was actually pretty funny because Guest and Crystal were playing off each other differently. This was obviously more of a character study type piece and it was miles better than Willie and Frankie. Toward the end, it seemed like they were trying to get each other to break character. B+

Good Cop/Bad Cop – Short reprises his Lawrence Orbach character as a police officer interrogating DeBoney (Belushi) who spends the whole sketch implying that all the women in the Lieutenant’s family are sluts. Lieutenant (Scheider) tries to get Orbach to play the part of the “bad cop”, but keeps confusing it with “sad cop” and incompetent cop. He even goes as far as playing the bad cop himself as an example just before giving up and going to the squad car. Somehow, this gets a confession out of DeBoney. I was expecting to hate this, but it was actually pretty funny. I liked seeing this character a s a bumbling cop and I liked that they put him in a different setting each time with no repetitive phrases or anything. Short was great at making this character completely his own and not relying on any gimmicks. B+

Stand up – Special Guest Stephen Wright performs his routine. This was great. My favorite jokes were broken mirror, submarine, rabbit shadows, instant coffee microwave, seashell collection, and rare photographs. I also liked his bowling imitation. A-

Foldgers Crystals – This was your standard coffee commercial fare, except this time the spokesman goes into an intensive care unit and replaces the blood supply hooked into the veins of the patients. Gross reacts well to this. This was a repeat from 83-84. This was pretty dark, yet funny and it seemed like they knew just how long the joke would last. B-

In Praise of Women – Julio Iglesias (Kroeger) hosts this talk show “honoring women of distinction and achievement.” His guests include French novelist Simone De Beauvoir (Gross) Dr. Helen Caldicott (Dreyfus) and actress Dame Peggy Ashcroft (Stephenson…under so much old age makeup she was almost unrecognizable). Julio would repeatedly state how much he “loves women” to the point where he just sleazily hits on his guests until they all get disgusted and walk out. This was essentially a one joke sketch, but Kroeger’s electrifying performance really saved it. I especially liked him telling Dreyfus to “sit on his knee” and tell him all about her book as well as all of his interactions with Stephenson…especially toward the end when he started carrying her around. This was another sketch that knew exactly where it should end. A-

Saturday Night News – Best Jokes: Koch/Hayes marriage, Goetz shootings/muggers poll, inauguration, KKK/dunces precision. Guest actually had decent jokes and his delivery seemed to be improving. Syndicated columnist Ann Landers (Gross) discusses poll results of her own. She was investigating the misconception that most women in regards to sex would rather “forget about the act” and be held closely based on a letter she received. Her poll results of women favored this heavily, but they unfortunately thought “the act” referred to an old Liza Minelli production. On the other hand, her poll results of men indicated that they all preferred the “act” itself. Specifically, these were the likes of mailmen, milkmen, meter men, criminally insane men and members of Van Halen. I didn’t much care for this. I wasn’t quite sure about the impression and the commentary seemed a little light on jokes. Rich Hall reprises his Paul Harvey impression. This time, he comments on US/Soviet missile reduction. He works in a reference to a “roach proof” product and “free enterprise” before Guest tries to stop him from using public airtime for commercials again. Harvey then decides to give the rest of his commentary in Russian. I liked this, even thought Paul Harvey was kind of played out by now. I did like his references to “Pravda value hardware” and “pepski boys”. Still, I have to appreciate Hall doing something different with his Harvey impression. BBC commentator Angelah Bradliegh (Stephenson) delivers a Super Bowl pre game commentary on how she is “fascinated with quarter back buttocks” she also calls it “barbaric” and says Joe Montana has the “massive organs of a prize bull”. This was funny and better than her last appearance. Belushi comments on going to the movie theater and how certain people don’t know how to behave. He essentially tells people not to talk unless the theater is on fire or you are being attacked or if you happen to be a black guy at a kung fu movie. He also suggests new parents leave their babies at home and that those with bladder issue sit in the isle. He also talks about blowing his airhorn in people’s faces and screaming at them as they’re trying to talk during “Pinocchio”. I know there wasn’t much to this either, but it actually made me laugh for some reason. This was one of the better Updates this season. B+

Ticket Scalpers – Schieder is scalping tickets and he has a pair of tickets right on the 50 yard line that he refuses to sell for less than five million dollars. Belushi tries to haggle with him continuously. He even brings a friend with a 19th century British painting worth two million. Scheider has to go back to his family that he “let down” because no one was willing to pay five million. His wife (Gross) insists that he never let his family down. She also states that he is the “finest, most wonderful man in the world…and If the world doesn’t know it, god does.” Suddenly, he is mysteriously struck by lightning. Gross says he was “too good for this world.” This sketch was very well written and performed even if it was a little slow in parts. It was really funny. Belushi and Scheider were the best performers. B+

Flaming Parrot – Penny Lane (Crystal in drag) is an old bar hag singing and playing piano for a group of guys. She manages to charm bar patron Lester (Scheider). This had the feel of another one of Crystal’s “character pieces”. It was just as drawn out and maudlin, but performed as a duo with Schieder. The audience was barely responsive through this and the idea of Crystal playing a woman is pretty unappealing on its own. I really disliked this, even though there was a certain sweetness to it. D+

Mental Hospital – Dreyfus and Gross reprise their roles as Chi Chi and Consuela. Chi Chi (Gross) committed herself to a mental institution voluntarily. She discusses her bizarre dreams about Richard Dawson and they encounter a manic dancer who thinks he is John Oates. Chi Chi confesses that the real reason she committed herself was because Francis Ford Coppola spent $47 million to make “Cotton Club.” This was another great sketch. It wasn’t laugh out loud funny, but it was interesting enough on its own and well written. Kroeger was funny in his small part as well. I always liked these characters by Gross and Dreyfus and I liked how they were in new settings and situations each time. B+


Well, this was certainly one of the better shows of the season. I would definitely place it somewhere in the top three. Schieder proved to be a capable host whenever he was on and the writing was great. Next episode is Alex Karras/Tina Turner.

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