Okay, here's my review. This show had a very strange energy bought on by an unexpected midseason cast departure and a first time host who, up until this year, I would classify as the "dependable supporting character actor" of the millenial Disney/Nickelodeon child actor universe on top of a sense of palpable burnout. Austin Butler showed a real ability to throw himself into any role without going too far. He really showed he could elevate some middling material. Still, the highs were there just like they were with Keke, Marty and Steve but the lows overall were some of the lowest of an otherwise strong (no pun intended) run of December episodes. While Austin was a strong host, I can't quite imagine a scenario where I'd like to see him again yet. Cast use seemed as balanced as it possibly could this week considering Cecilys' favorite collaborators were obviously going to dominate the show. Really, the only people who seemed to get shut out this week were Molly and (to a slightly lesser extent) Devon. Anyway, let's just get right to it as this was a pretty dense episode so I don't have a lot of time to waste here.
Trump Digital Trading Cards - This...could've been just an Update piece...a solo JAJ Update piece, right? I mean, I'm sure they realize this as well as the rest of us (as well as I'm sure by now they must realize that this would be the worst week possible for any kind of topical or political cold open let alone a Trump one) but then again I have my doubts that this was originally written as one considering Cecily was a part of it and that would've meant depriving Update of one final appearance from one of her signature desk characters (unless this was moved from Update to the cold open slot to accommodate which I could see having happened sometime on Friday). Thankfully, JAJ did his damndest to make it his own and sell the absurdity of it (especially with his naming of the Pokémon he is close friends with in real life which I believe may have been lifted directly from one of his Twitter videos but the Christmas list rundown felt like something that should've been left back in season 47 and the cheap throwaway Dickens reference feels like it should've been left in 2015 but his subtle reaction to Cecilys' "singing" was a nice acting touch and he does seem to be getting a better handle on Trumps' facial expressions). Still, much like this season's Herschel Walker sketches, this was another case of the real product being so absurd and ridiculous on its own (and just being too "on brand" for the real Trump in general) that any attempt at satire or parody are canceled out immediately and rendered redundant. C-
Monologue - I'm glad this one went against the vibes I got from this week's promos and the interview I saw him do with Janelle Monae. I had to wonder what kind of vibes he would be bringing back stage as he seemed a little too low energy and too "method" for me at first. Thankfully, through some deft self deprication he immediately showed us a sense of sharp self-awareness. Basically, he was able to poke fun at himself for coming across too method and low energy at times. This came across like a more focused and meaningful version of Jonathan Majors' monologue from a year earlier which helped balance out the James Franco vibes I got from him. I really liked the deep, introspective, emotional tone to the end of this monologue. Austin Butler showed some real vulnerability and got quite personal here. I honestly don't remember the last time an SNL host mentioned the loss of their mother during their monologue. It was one if the most "real" moments I've ever seen on this show. A-
The Phrase That Pays - Well, JAJ as a game show host is another interesting first. Unfortunately, his and Austin's performances were the only remotely interesting things about this. I mean, I did like how the phrases Austins' character immediately guessed were increasingly long, obscure and unlikey but unfortunately this sketch didn't escalate much further than that or give any satisfying explanation for Austin's accurate and extremely specific guesses after a very aimless and directionless beginning with Heidi and Punkies' characters. It literally felt like half a sketch with an a actual ending edited out but then again I'm not sure I would've wanted to see that sketch go on any longer than it did. C-
A Christmas Epiphany - Hmm..."It's A Wonderful Life" Parodies, a family fearful of visible window intruders at Christmastime, misleadimg visual representations of oral sex. Everything about this premise just SCREAMS "yeah, I've seen this done before" but not necessarily "yeah, I've seen this done before...but better". Austin really gave it his all (hey, he really does a better 'roided out Jimmy Stewart attempting a Dean Martin impression than anyone else, I gotta hand it to him) and Andrew Dismukes really pulls off henpecked wuss husband better than the other guys in this cast. Marcello, Sarah, Heidi and Chloe didn’t do a ton for me in this but they were solid support players going off of Austin and Mikey (who got to show off some subtler acting chops we haven't seen from him in a while). The only other thing I can say about this is that it could’ve benefitted from some small cuts (particularly Heidi revealing she had been cheating on Dismukes' character as that dragged a little and felt like it belonged in another sketch entirely and maybe one cut back to the inside of the house). B-
Marzipan Madness - I got HEAVY late season 44/pre-Covid season 45 vibes from this. There's no way in hell you can convince me this wasn't guest written by Anna Drezen, Allison Gates and Julio Torres. Hell, you'd have a harder time convincing me this wasn't an old script from 2019 they dug up, crossed out the names "Kate", "Aidy", "Mikey" and "Alex" out for "Chloe", "Sarah", "Austin" and "Michael". I could see this fitting in easily within the rundown of the last Scarjo episode or the one hosted by Claire Foy. Bowen wordlessly freaking out should’ve worked for me but it didn’t. Longfellows delivery should’ve done something more for me but it didn’t. It was just one thoroughly unpleasant joke beaten to death. Hell, the only thing that was keeping me from being completely checked out of this sketch was that I thought that I mistook this sketches opening shot of ornaments and wrapped candy for a pretape bumper until I heard Kenans' voice instead of Darrels' and thought "hey, maybe we'll get a new on air host/musical guest announcement after this?" Boy, was I disappointed. D+
Jewish Elvis - Okay, well...there's a lot to unpack here. First of all, it's pretty obvious that this isn't quite the same "Sarah as Jewish Elvis" sketch that got cut from the season premiere with Miles Teller as what I've heard about it makes me think this version was heavily rewritten to be WAY less of a "Squrim" or even "Lite TV Squirm" piece and much more palatable for a Christmas (or first night of Hanukkah) show with families likely to tune in together. No one played the Col. Tom Parker role that Miles Teller played and while Sarah as Elvis is depicted sitting on a (fake, closed) toilet she is not shown DYING while straining on one. Still, while part of me was a little disappointed to miss out on seeing the places this COULD’VE gone, what I did get to see was a lot of fun. On paper, this seemed like something that may have been better confined to a cheap cutaway gag on "Family Guy" or "The Critic" (especially the whole "Fools Rush In" riff) but it was executed by the exact right performers who were each tailor made for their specific roles. Sarah poured her little heart and soul into this (seemingly switching back and forth at times from "Jewish Elvis" to "Andrew Dice Clay auditioning for the part of Mr. B Natural) and I loved it. Even Ego crushed it in a part that barely made sense for her. Austin really stepped outside his comfort zone to solidly deliver in a part that harkened back to a simpler time in sketch comedy when putting straight cisgendered men in light drag just for the sake of it didn’t seem as awkwardly questionable. This sketch gave me the impression that a lot of the fond memories of watch past eras of SNL with his family involved "Coffee Talk with Linda Richman" sketches that prominently featured female hosts. He must've studied clips of those for this. Maybe he's also secretly a "Bob's Burgers" fan who incorporated a little Linda Belcher into his performance? Cecily and Bowen were great in this as well. Honestly, the only weak link here was Chloe Mikey Day-ing it up but even that served this sketch in a decent way. A-
Update has to have been the most absolute ramschackle I've ever seen it during the Jost/Che era. It's quite strange to see Che seem the LEAST "out of it" out of any one on screen. Immediately, I got HEAVY "1991 Dennis Miller" vibes from Jost (and yes, '91 Dennis is the one with better hair in this comparison) so you can imagine the bitter irony I saw in Bowens' character stating that he was burnt out (yeah, I'm moving straight to the commentaries on this one since the jokes were so all over the place I can't mention any individual ones). I wanted to like the idea of Bowen playing a mythical demon as a relatable millenial having a sincere personal conversation with you about his own mental health struggles but even this seemed a little too burnt out to resonate with me. It was honestly disheartening to me that Bowens' right horn falling off was the most memorable part of this. That says to me even the makeup department was too gassed out this week (either that or Bowen suddenly experienced a random surge of "electric hedgehog power"...yeah, PLEASE don't ask me to explain that reference, ever. Just Google it at your own risk). Heidi's commentary felt like she just took what didn't work about her "Kelly Party" character and quadrupled down on it. At first it just felt unfocused enough to the point where I was watching Jost take his first ever improv class with Heidi but then Mikey entered (with a decent meta line or two I'll give him that) and they beat me to a joke I was JUST about to make about the real reason this was even written (well, I would’ve made the reverse but still). As for Cecilys' commentary, I am glad she got her sincere (false) farewells out of the way in season 46 so her actual goodbye in season 48 could be shrouded in strangeness and absurdity to the point where I couldn't tell where she ended and "Cathy Anne" began. I did like the callback to her season co-anchoring with Jost and the graphic of Kate and Aidy photoshopped in prison (I guess that's as close as those who wanted cameos from them got). It seems like between the three of them, they all went for the same type of goodbyes but Cecilys' was the one that was pulled off the most successfully to me. Going back to what I just said about Colin earlier, I can understand now why he seemed a little out of sorts. He must've been a bit frazzled by how last minute Cecilys' departure announcement was and may have still been processing it live on air. Even Che seemed the most emotional that he'd ever let himself appear to be on camera. That must be the effect that working with her has on you. I have a few more thoughts on Cecilys' departure in general, but I'll get to them in a few short paragraphs. B-
White Elephant Gift Exchange - Well, I'm glad this had a sincere pleasant ending and didn’t continue with the bitterness and let it build. I was a fan of Matt Damon raving about Weezer and Sterling K. Brown raving about the Shrek franchise and while I could tell this was in a similar vein I couldn't get too into it because I really didn't want to see Austin Butler let the tension build after seeing just how intense he can let himself get. I did like the continuity of Mikey having played Santa two December episodes in a row, though. C+
Jennifer Coolidge Is Impressed By Christmas Stuff - Well, after hearing that this got cut last week I'm glad that the people who really wanted to see this got to. This may not have been for me since I'm not that big on White Lotus, Jennifer Coolidge or Chloe Fineman in general so...this kinda washed over me. The only thing I can say is that the "epileptic cat" joke stoid out and the "eggnog" joke made me surprised that this was let on air to begin with. C-
PDD: Plirts - Okay, after a rather straightforward and low concept PDD short I'm glad to get fully behind the absurdity of "elaborately pitching an Irwin Mainway level dangerously bad clothing product Shark Tank style to Austin Butler of all people for some reason". I also liked the inclusion of the underused newbies in this, the reveal that the boys make $30 per video and the established continuity of Lizzo now in a relationship with Martin Herlihy. I'm glad she was actually used in a sketch because to go without using her this week after she proved herself to be a dynamic sketch performer back in April would certainly be a waste. B-
Blue Christmas - Well, congrats to the people who wanted Cecily to get the same type of send off Wiig did and wanted Austin to revive his Elvis impression in some form. You got your wish in the same sketch. I liked how this was done in the same vein as Wiigs' goodbye and at the same time functioned as sort of an inverted meta parody of it for how self indulgent it came off. This felt like Cecily set out to see just how big she could go with this while still keeping it on the level of an "Irish goodbye". I did like the "eight incredible years" joke. For me, it's up there with the goodbyes that Hader, Armisen, Samberg, Hartman, Ferrell, Seth and Pete got as my favorites. It may not replace Hader or Armisen at the top of my list but it definitely felt like something she earned given the length of time she was on the show and what she contributed to it while she was here. I think Amy Poehler may have been the only other mid season departure of a cast member the show went to this length to commemorate. I did appreciate the half of this cast that wrote with and knew her the best out of anyone joining her on stage (the other half that didn't left kinda left me wondering but hey in a cast this size and her taking on other projects recently I understand how Cecily may not have simply have had the time to make as heartfelt of a connection with some of the newer people). I even appreciated Colin joining in on stage (not as much when he tried to sing...just kidding, Colin) and I could immediately tell he wrote this since I know he's had an established history of writing Cecilys' most well known characters with her and this sketch served as a parody of "Blue Christmas" essentially and I do remember Vanessa Bayer posting a picture of the script from a Billy Joel parody he wrote for her last show on her Instagram. B+
2. Steve Martin & Martin Short/Brandi Carlile (12.10.2022)
3. Keke Palmer/SZA (12.03.2022)
4. Austin Butler/Lizzo (12.17.2022)
5. Jack Harlow (10.29.2022)
6. Brendon Gleeson/Willow (10.08.2022)
7. Miles Teller/Kendrick Lamar (10.01.2022)
8. Amy Schumer/Steve Lacy (11.05.2022)
9. Megan Thee Stallion (10.15.2022)
Well, that was the year that was, 2022 A.D and all I've heard about the shows' return in the new year so far is that the next new episode will be airing on January 21, 2023. As of this writing, no host or musicial guest have been confirmed for that week (hell, for some reason it took my brain a second to register that MTS already hosted and that a rerun of her show will air on January 7th leaving me to wonder what will be airing in SNLs' place on Christmas Eve) but it will certainly be interesting to see what direction this season will be headed in now that we are at the halfway point. Have a safe and happy holiday and a prosperous new year everybody!