Steve Martin & Martin Short/Brandi Carlile (12.10.2022)

Okay, here's my review. I'd say this show lived up to about 90% of the pre built hype and managed to meet several of my expectations (from having seen countless past episodes hosted by both these two gentlemen). I'd honestly go as far as to rate it the second best of the season so far. Chappelles' was still the strongest in terms of sketch consistency and this episode didn't quite meet that. It was still a little uneven. It was about the same quality sketch wise as Keke Palmer except the highs were higher and the lows weren't the absolute lowest because Steve and Marty are always such welcome presences on the show due to their natural ability (or sometimes in Steve's case just his willingness) to elevate weaker material with their sheer chemistry and commitment. Aside from Michael Longfellow (who still managed to get in this weeks' promo which is still a big get for him), no one seemed completely shut out of the show tonight but it seems they leaned on Cecily, Kenan and Bowen even more. This is probably due to them still being veterans and in Bowens' case one if the new breakout stars (and thus the most likely to be recognized by old time viewers who haven't tuned in for several years) and being the most adept at fitting in with Steve and (especially) Martys flare for broader campier syle of humor. Sarah continues to carve out a name for herself (as does Molly does for themself to a lesser extent). Marcello appears to have only been used in one pretape but he really nailed it nonetheless. Anyway, let’s break it down, shall we?

Blocking It All Out For Christmas - Wow, so we're set on cold opens starting with completely unmotivated applause breaks, huh? Well, this cold open hit a little too close to home for me (not just because my local NBC affiliate somehow had their sound out of sync forcing me to hastily switch over to Peacock but for slightly more personal reasons I'd rather not get into here) but it started to pick up once Ego (and a sadly underutilized) Sarah showed up and Kenan, Cecily and Bowen started naming specific people. At that point, I could still get on board even if it was a little much to have to follow along with but at least it seemed easier to digest on rewatch. Nice to see Devon got on even if his part seemed like it could've been cut entirely. I will give them credit for going for something with a similar vibe to "Santa's My Boyfriend" or as close as they can get in 2022 and at least trying a non-political cold open (even if this was arguably still topical and a bit darker near the end) and for the slight format break with the LFNY. I get a kick out of Mikey having to deliver that line dressed as Santa. I believe that was the first time they "split" the LFNY between multiple cast members since they did it with Hartman and Lovitz in the Cheers cold open from the Ted Danson/Luther Vandross episode in 1989. C+

Monologue - Thankfully, this got the show off on the right note right from the quick cut drum montages of previous cameos and hosting appearances and Martys' "a (w)hole performer" jab at Steve. Even if I would’ve liked to have seen another sprawling musical number from Short, him and Marty playfully roasting each other (even in pre-eulogy form) is the most delightful alternative possible. Steves' "Tesla autopilot engage" line and Santa Clause 3 jabs along with Marty's run with the Dick In A Box/PornHub/wife & kids jokes was truly the high point. The only things I coukd slightly criticize it for would be for having two "Steve Martin abuses public urinals" jokes in the same monologue. The soccer and Meghan/Harry jokes didn't quite work for me but the random martial arts nutshot clip was just randomly silly enough to work. I'd say the obligatory Selena cameo was well utilized if brief. I expected a bit more from her (no surprise there) but her expected applause break kept the energy up going into commercial. A-

The Science Room IV - Holy shit, 
I was JUST thinking this morning abour how (at least Short) would fit in PERFECTLY for the format of this sketch with his energy (and in another episode with musical guest Brandi Carlile no less!). Nice predictive abilities, me! Anyway, we get more nice format breaking with twice the hosts. Sadly, this didn't quite rise to the heights that Driver and Sudeikis bought it too previously but given Steve and Marty's ages that's okay. I still loved what they both bought to the table. I thought the "Oh Chemis-tree" song was cute and Mikeys' "what happened to my brother" line was funny. C+

PDD: John's Other Ex - Well, as funny as the whole "pond scum" rant was, it was troubling to me at first that this is now the second PDD short where John's former girlfriend (played by Sarah, of course) is bad mouthed in the guys' office (and FAR from the only comedy sketch ever where someone just can't stop embarrassing themselves with a string of painfully awkwardly mistimed statements). Still, at least this was a decent inversion of the first one and it really picked up once Steve, Marty and Che showed up and then Ben switched sides. I'm also left wondering who "Sarah's real dad" actually was. He seems like someone the show thinks we should know just based on the fact that he is a vaguely threatening bald man in a suit who looks like he belongs in an episode of either "Shark Tank" or "Bar Rescue". C+

The Holiday Train - I was disappointed in seeing both Steve and Marty's considerable musical performance talents being essentially wasted in a Cecily/Kenan campfest that didn’t really go anywhere. It reminded me too much of that equally disappointing racoon sketch from Amy Adams' 2014 episode. Of course, I would find out online AFTER seeing this that it was indeed a rather lazy parody of the "Snow" number from "White Christmas". Having actually seen the YouTube clip of it thanks to one of my Twitter mutuals (and they know who they arrrrrre, my dahhlings) certainly didn’t help me appreciate it any better either. Hell, I actually prefer the original White Christmas selection as it's the shorter one. D+

Meeting Santa - Wow, it's almost like these last two sketches being placed back to back established an unfortunate theme of "weak, thin premises the show relied on Steve and Marty to carry" but this sketch succeeded where "Holiday Train" failed because Steve and Marty were more the central focus of it without having to share too much of the spotlight with other cast members. Seriously though, this sketch felt like something we would've seen in the Don Rickles/Billy Idol episode in an alternate universe where he and Flip Wilson switched spots and it had aired just a month earlier with Don as the elf and Joe Piscopo as Santa. At times this sketch felt like it was purposely designed to fall apart on air because on paper there wasn't much more to it than "old guys complain that kids want long lists of highly specific gifts that they don't know anything about anymore" but it was flubs like the accidental "legs" reveal with Marty that made this for me (and yes, for once I can see why people got Gilda Radner/Emily Litella vibes from Sarah Sherman). C+

A Christmas Carol - Wow, they pretty much gave me exactly what I asked for on the SNN Patron Feedback show! I mean, I realize that this was probably concieved and written before Wednesday and this is a bit more "Farewell, Mr. Bunting" than "Wake Up And Smile" but hey, great minds, huh? Anyway, it's great to see such a simple concept be so well executed by performers who were practically born to bring it to life. Good to see Sarah sneak in an accessible amount of her patented Squirmgore into a piece written for two SNL legends. Good to see Marcello and Molly bring their energy to this. Good to see Mikey get his comeup...yikes, yeah that sounds a little too mean. Not gonna go there but, good to see even Mikey used well. Kudos to these players for brilliantly holding their own next to Marty and Steve (whose "total psychopath" wins line of the sketch for me). A-

Update was pretty strong jokewise. Almost off of Jost & Che's material worked for me, so I can't really pick out any specific lines. I will say Jost acknowledging to the audience how not quite right his delivery of that "same sex wedding website" and "World cup stadium" jokes were made this Update for me (although I have to say that story about Chris Christie's niece sounded like it didn’t even need a punchline). The commentaries each left a little something to be desired though. It's nice to see Ego back at the desk doing another very specific one shot concept character (and one that you would've expect her to be doing until you realize that this calls for a very specific understated intensity and focused determination only she can pull off) but for some reason, I just wasn't as into this as much as I was some of her previous Update appearances. It was nice to see Mikey paired with Chloe instead of Heidi for a change (he might just have a better chemistry with Chloe than he does with Heidi) and while this was executed well, it reminded me of how much more I liked her female acting commentary from season 45 much more than this. I guess I just appreciated that one more for being more straight to camera and requiring a less labored setup (and for containing impressions Chloe had NOT yet done on the show). B-

How To Treat Your Man (in 1992) - At once, this is both the last sketch you would expect Martin Short to be given in a modern day SNL episode he happens to be in AND the type of sketch that ONLY Martin Short (and somehow ONLY with Cecily Strong in tow) can make funny. It's basically Schrodingers' Martin Short sketch even though it comes across as an Ed Grimley sketch cowritten by David Spade, Andrew Dice Clay and Kay Cannon (Ok, I admit it. I just had to consult Wikipedia to find out who wrote that "Dealbreakers" episode of 30 Rock). Yes, the other women supported his performance well but somehow Cecily actually saved this sketch (and I say this as someone who just discovered her gets a kick out of a mans' penis being described as "open" and "hollow" and compared to the worm from Dune rather than just "small"). Still, I have to ask...was there a specific reason that I missed as to why all the women in the audience were doing New York/Long Island specific accents? I don't remember a moment where they established that this was a local NYC show. Was that JUST a very specific early 90s nostaliga thing or what? B-

Father Of The Bride Part VIII - I didn’t expect THIS to be one of Steve Martin movies that people were that nostalgic for and I guess the tone and execution of this sketch sort of confirmed that. Still, I liked the idea of this sketch even if it would’ve been better done years (hell, decades let's be honest) ago as a quick throwaway gag on a show like "The Simpsons", "The Critic" or even "Family Guy" (specifically "Death Wish IX" and "Star Trek XII: So Very Tired" come to mind). The worst thing I can say about this sketch is that something about Steve's timing and was a bit off and threw things a bit off more than the slight camera miscues but other than that everbody performed well here. Chloes' Diane Keaton was put to good use here as were the cameos from Selena and Kieran (it's a little weird to me that we were able to hear their dialogue before they entered the door, but ok). It seemed like whatever ending this sketch originally had was scrapped at the last second due to the show running long but otherwise not bad. C+

Now, my latest ranking of the season so far...

1. Dave Chappelle/Black Star (11.12.2022)
2. Steve Martin & Martin Short/Brandi Carlile (12.10.2022)
3. Keke Palmer/SZA (12.03.2022)
4. Brendon Gleeson/Willow (10.08.2022)
5. Jack Harlow (10.29.2022)
6. Miles Teller/Kendrick Lamar (10.01.2022)
7. Amy Schumer/Steve Lacy (11.05.2022)
8. Megan Thee Stallion (10.15.2022)

Well, that helped stabilize this season. Next week, "Elvis" star Austin Butler makes his hosting debut. From what I saw of the film, he nearly disappeared into his role and reading that he just recently consulted with his close personal friends Timothee Chalamet and Christopher Walken gives me confidence that he will deliver. See you then!