Scary Halloween Cold Open
- Hmmm...nice to see Grace and Jeremy right at the top of the show.
- Is this just straight up what I think it's gonna be?
- Ok, Yes. Good to see Bobby and Tom Hanks again.
- To be honest, I'd rather have seen this as a cold open than anything topical anyway...AW SHIT!!!!
- Goddammit, FUCK!!!
- Well...you do actually have quite a few good points there, JAJ. I should've figured this wouldn't be a full length David S. Pumpkins sketch based on how they appeared to skip and rush over a few beats the first two of these hit without fail.
- Ok, I didn't hate the "dementia/da men should show me their butts" joke...but I legit don't think we needed to see any more commentary on the last two weeks worth of Trump news.
- I did like Kenans' brief walk off and JAJs' deep cut Bobby Moynihan shout outs, though.
- ...and there's Saidahs' obligatory walk on as Nicki Minaj. I mean, she made the most out of her few lines and I did want to see the show use her more, but...not like this.
- ...and at least Veronikas' brief walk on/walk off as Katie Zacharia was...just that, brief. Hell, between Veronikas' brief micro impression and Tommy's recent stand up bit from the Comedy Cellar he posted online I think I've seen all I would've wanted to see any SNL alumni say about Katie Zacharia by now, so...I consider myself lucky they realized this was old news and kept it just to that.
- Overall, not my ideal cold open for this episode, but...eh, I get it. I mean, I get why they felt the need to do it. C+
Monologue
- Ok, here's who people tuned in to see.
- Surprisingly low energy from Inde here getting the obvious jokes out of the way.
- The brief cameo from her boyfriend was a nice touch.
- I...kind of have mixed feelings about that "little whore outfit" comment from Inde but...I guess this show has had enough time to sit in the corner and think about what it did...and I guess it would take Inde Navarette to placate the most vocal online critics of Shanes' monologue, so...ultimately I'm fine with it.
- I like the idea of turning this into a faux cast costumes monologue. Wasn't crazy about what Marcello did though. Got a kick out of Kams' walk on. Jeremy made the most out of his bit as did Grace and Veronika. C+
- I liked Kenan and Ashleys' brief back and forth at the beginning and end of this sketch.
- I do like that they're legitimately keeping up this spooky theme tonight.
- Good used of Sarah and Mikey. Inde and Marcello sold their parts well enough (as much as I felt any male cast member could've played Marcellos' part just as well).
- Hmm...I wanted to like this for the low level absurdity of it but, I dunno...something felt a little off about it. C-
- Ok, decent concept (if not a little derivative of those "Waffle House" sketches)
- This was well performed by Ashley, Sarah, Inde, Tommy, Kenan Mikey (I did like his "this plane is made of Israel" line and the additional clock punch detail of his shirt saying "It may not be 12 inches but it smells like a foot.")
- This also seemed pretty well constructed for what it was...but it seemed like the audience didn't quite know how to react at first. They quickly found their in and got on board, though. B-
- Ok, not the most groundbreaking sketch concept ever but what is intriguing about this one is that its' basically being performed by an all female cast (most of whom are in really convincing drag to the point where the viewer starts to notice that Inde Navarette could legitimately pass for Jacob Elordis' dirtbag twin brother in the right hair and make up).
- I do love how all the women in this sketch (and the writers) clearly took great care to create the most ridiculous caricatures of just the worst, shittiest types of dudes that currently exist.
- Yeah, they definitely gave Jane the lions' share of the best lines in this sketch because she is clearly running away with this. Sarah is hot on her trail, though. Ashely is playing off these characterizations expertly. Really solid use of Saidah. B+
- Oh, goodie. Just what this episode needs to keep its runaway freight train like momentum going up.
- Well, I at least appreciate that Dan Bulla has switched up the gimmick from stop motion animals to stop motion Short Circuit/Wall-E esque robots for a change.
- At one point, I became quite torn on this short. Part of me is frustrated as to why this show keeps giving Dan Bulla resources and airtime to put on these meandering ass shorts that are too long, need serious tightening and really don't go anywhere
- ...but part of me appreciated how it looped around into an almost Schillers' Reel-esque slice of life piece based on human connection, emotion and alienation.
- Then, this took a slow left turn into tightly contained Squirmgore with the robot tearing Bens' genitalia off and hurling it into the moon and completely obliterate him into a bloody mess? Well, at least this part wasn't excruciatingly telegraphed and just let the viewer come to the conclusion that this was going to happen...just mere seconds before it happened.
- I actually got strong Mr. Bunting vibes from the way this played out. The level of blood was actually appropriate for a legit Halloween night episode.
- Really, the biggest problem I had with this pretape was how it went for an appropriate and understandably silent audience reaction throughout in the middle of what was already turning out to be a pretty sleepy episode...but I respect this piece for the journey it took me on. I think this was one of the better Midnight Matinees. I know, that's not saying much given how hot and cold I've run on these, but still. B-
- Well, I like the idea of a telenovela cast and crew being unable to hide their blatant contempt for a terrible product placement sponsor.
- I even like how Marcello and Inde are playing it. I liked the plot details in the scenes they are shooting like Marcellos' character concluding that Indes' character is pregnant with him after she reveals she slept with his father and Marcello slapping Inde and saying the Sprite Cherry Lime Habanero made him do it.
- Still, I feel like this is suffering from SERIOUS pacing problems and not only needs a lot of tightening but also needed to repeat certain jokes way less (like the joke of Inde/Marcello just repeating what Mikey/Ashely said back to them verbatim). C+
Weekend Update w/Jost & Che
- Josts' Best Jokes: Oops! All Sullivans!
- Ches' Best Jokes: Klan Robes, Slave Estate Auction
- Ben Marshall as a douchey, tech bro version of Pennywise. Hell no.
- This is just a watered down version of Kyle Mooneys' Baby Yoda character.
- I did like the "this is actually just Che's intervention" twist, but...the build up to that wasn't worth it.
- Josts' "Hear Me Out" segments are usually worthwhile. This was no exception.
- Hey, Drunk Uncle! Bobby Moynihan is always a welcome presence on SNL (even if here, his energy seems a little off compared to his last two appearances)
- Even if it's just a series of 2026 pop culture buzzwords, Drunk Uncle is the clear highlight of this Update. I did actually chuckle at his "there's only one gender" line.
- Hey, the actual Milwaukee Brewers! Guess ol' Bobby must actually be a fan of theirs and a favor must have been called in.
- ...and there's the obligatory Pete Davidson/Christian Yelich comparison. C+
Paw Patrol: Special Victims Unit
- OK, let's just see where the hell this goes.
- Well, the basic premise of these innocent little pups from a show made for preschoolers being unable to deal with the shock of being confronted with real life grisly horror of sex and murder cases is...a decent start.
- I liked how the various pups played upbthe clueless innocence of their parts but I feel like they could've dobe more with their shock and horror at being presented with dismembered remains.
- Kams' shamelessly eating the bones of a murder victim was funny. I also like Kenan's line of "well, at least he had nuts" in response to Inde describing a farmer being "hung upside down" and cut open "from chin to nuts".
- Weirdly, the only weak link in this was Inde. Her timing seemed off and she broke in an unusual way at a point where the details of this sketch started to get a little convoluted.
- Wasn't crazy about the "Detective Ice Maltese" ending but I did like the "Nick Sr" and "Cocomelon Criminal Intent" buttons at the end. C+
- Hmm...you know usually Ashley Padilla in a restaurant sketch is a sure fire sign for success. This time, it just felt like the writers of this one realized way too quickly that they may have run out of steam a bit too quickly with this one.
- This seemed a bit too muted and static for what it was. A bit more outrageous physical comedy or a teeny bit of blood could've given this a boost.
- I mean, I wanted to be more into the idea of an Ashley character who just always plays it cool and rolls with everything being confronted with her own personal "come to Jesus" moment, but...it felt like they didn't quite know where else to go with this once they resorted to...having her fart embarrassingly loud. D+
- OK, I'm seeing Tommy dressed as Sarah Squirm and Mikey dressed as Ashleys' "Skin square" haircut character from last season. Most importantly, this is something I'm seeing after something clearly got cut for time based on that band shot.
- It is nice to see something possibly cut from this episode in favor of a Patrick Stewart tribute...but I'm left wondering if all these cast costumes were cut from the monologue or another sketch cut for time or if this was just a silly little in joke just for the credits that they decided to let the shows' most excruciatingly devoted viewers in on even if they had to cut something from the actual show to make sure we saw the full length cred...oh wait, I'm watching the livestream of this episode on Peacock rather than my local NBC affiliate...ok,flipping over to my affiliate real quick I see that they are showing the full length credits too.
- Dakota Johnson/Turnstile (10.03.2026)
- Inde Navarette/Gracie Abrams (10.31.2026)
- Shane Gillis/Rosalia (10.10.2026)
- Jalen Brunson/KATSEYE (09.26.2026)
Overall Thoughts
- While this was far from the best or worst episode of this season, it was certainly the most frustrating by a mile. Still, it gets bonus points simply for being the first episode this season at this point to actually have a likable host that most of its regular fans actually genuinely looked forward to seeing.
- Sadly, it's not like the writimg did her (or anyone else for that matter) any favors as there were simply dull as dishwater stretches throughout the show which hung a big ol' lampshade on how dead (if you'll forgive the expression based on the specific night this one aired) and/or simply unresponsive the audience seemed to be at certain points.
- Inde did fine as a host. I guess I was foolish to expect more energy from her than she actually put on display, but hey...she had to work with what she was given. Obsession was her first big hit film. She may not be that accustomed to live performing yet.
- Although it felt like a real Marcello, Jeremy and Ashley heavy episode, I can't really say anyone "dominated" this episode (not even Inde somehow). Everyone was just kinda...there (except for Andrew it felt like). Oh and there were also some fun cameos, at least. I can't say they were both hugely anticipated or the one we were all hoping to see (yeah right, like Lorne thinks the SNL US audience will recognize George Fouracres, I mean c'mon...gimme a break) but, still. They helped buoy this episode.
Closing Thoughts
- Speaking of SNL UK, it's stateside cousin follows in its footsteps by having its first ever online content creator host. That's right, Druski himself will be in Studio 8H this coming weekend.
- Well, if nothing else...this will be an interesting experiment. Now, I've seen enough of Druskis' "skits" to be familiar with him and I gotta say...I don't quite see how his brand of comedy will merge that well with what SNL does outside of certain makeup heavy types of pretapes that are bound to inspire some truly insufferable discourse and inevitable "White Like Me" comparisons online.
- ...but hey, SNL has already started dipping its toes into the "content creator" pool by hiring a few cast members based off their huge TikTok followings. Why shouldn't they go all the way and get a "content creator" to host...at the exact moment that social media at large has decided they're just over this guy and are moving on from him.
- There's no way SNLs' latest and most desperately ploy to maintain relevance to Gens Z and possibly Alpha by nabbing someone they view as doing a much more currently culturally relevant version of what they do will fall on deaf ears at best or completely blow up in their faces at worst!
- Oh well. Maybe I should reserve my actual judgement for when I get to actually see the show, so...see you then!