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A Message From Kevin Federline
Having just been awarded legal custody of the children he fathered by ex-wife Britney Spears, Kevin Federline (Samberg) shares his own expert parenting tips such as feeding them twice a day, using them to attract women in public parks and dealing with poison control.
- Kenan's semi-goofy voice over to start this amused me. A little odd that this cold open was so light on applause up front, though but I guess this was before the era when that was made mandatory.
- This feels like something that was originally supposed to be an Update commentary at dress rehearsal but was hastily moved to the top of the show to replace a scrapped cold open...but on my research on this particular episode, I'm not finding anything indicating this to be the case, so I'm left to assume this was always planned to be this episode's cold open.
- Still, I had no problems with this at all in spite of the subject matter being lost to the time fog...and it is nice to get a break from strictly political cold opens on SNL every once in a while (even as strange as it may seem to some that THIS would be the biggest news story in America that week).
- I guess Lazy Sunday alone would make Samberg over qualified for the role of K-Fed but he actually does less of a "generic dumb white guy acting black" and more of a focused and reigned in impression.
- There wasn't much to this writing-wise, but Andy certainly had the charisma to put this over in a way only he could (which is especially evident when he sings the Chillis' jingle)
- I got a kick out of Andy listing various ways he was "rockin' it right now" (especially his album debuting last year, dancing in his living room, suing FedEx for stealing his name).
- I liked his line about how it has now been legally declared that "Kevin Federline is slightly more responsible than Britney Spears" and that he thinks his lawyers put it in the constitution.
- One line I really liked was the one about how walking two babies in a park will get you laid "faster than you can say 'hey, can someone watch these kids while I hang out with this strange lady I just met?'"
- ...and of course, I liked his inclusion of "bartending", "baloon animals" and mentioning poison control three separate times in three different contexts among his qualifications as a baby sitter.
- Unfortunately, this had to end on the line that absolutely ages like fine milk not even a full decade after this aired: "I'm like the new Bill Cosby; I'm really funny, I'm good with kids and I'm black". C+
Monologue
Seth Rogen reads the fantasy SNL monologue he wrote for himself around the same time he and Evan Goldberg started co-writing the screenplay for "Superbad"...at age 13. Rogens' "best friend" Steven Segal (Hader) makes a cameo.
- I got a kick out if Seth saying he was a huge comedy nerd as a kid and following that up with "I know...I don't look like that now."
- I loved how Seth just blatantly read his old monologue off of some crappy, loose leaf notebook paper for about 90% of this and how the Wayne's World reference instantly dates this.
- There wasn't a whole lot to this either, material wise...but there is a geeky, pathetic charm to Seth just outlining every single beat of the impossible dream life he had envisioned for himself in middle school (including driving a Lamorghini that talks to him, marrying his crush who fell in love with him after hearing him tell "a hilarious sex joke" in the hallway, being asked personally to join and lead the Wu-Tang clan by RZA and Ghostface Killa in ninth grade, suddenly having a two foot growth spurt and becoming incredibly muscular in eighth grade).
- I also loved how he just casually skipped over several pages of this monologue that were about the 2000 "Zarkon space wars" where he served as galactic army general that never happened as well as his ideas for new Magic The Gathering cards and how his old bully was blown up in the space wars because the army now prizes video game skills over any athletic ability.
- Finally, we end on a cameo from Bill as Steven Segal simply declaring Seth to "not be a virgin". Of course, Haders' Segal is solid and I loved how he broke character when Seth thanked him just to geek out over him hosting for a sec.
- Even though I find it a bit odd that a 13 year old SNL nerd like Seth would still look up to Steven Segal after having presumably seen his infamous 1991 episode (let alone anyone liking Segal on general now knowing what we know about him), I enjoyed this monologue now as much as I did then. B-
Veritas Ultrasound HD
With the latest in high tech ultrasound video technology, expecting fathers (Sudeikis) can now enjoy the sharpest, most high resolution images of the unborn baby currently in their wife's (Wiig) womb at the doctor's office while watching simultaneously watching a movie with the picture-in-picture setting. They can also see what their fetus looks like wearing the helmet of their favorite football team.
- This felt like a rather unique "of its time" premise (I guess this was still inbetween the eras of plasma screens being prized and the "HD DVD/Blu Rat wars" starting up and "smart TVs" becoming a thing?) that the writing and performances really helped put over.
- Of course, Bills' second appearance in this episode was as the pitchman of this product (and Freds' first was as the very peripheral doctor). I liked how Bills' very first line in this was "Ultrasound, ugghhhh."
- One line from Bill I liked in this was "We live in a high definition world. If you could see an NFL linemans' breath in a January playoff game, you shouldn't have to ask a doctor where you're baby's eyes are."
- The details of 1080p display resolution and a "flat panel liquid crystal screen" tickled me.
- Obviously, Jasons' standout line here was "Now, THAT’S a penis!" I liked the running theme of him being more concerned/impressed with these minor details than his baby's actual health or that they're visiting an actual good doctor.
- Kristen gave a solid, underrated performance here contrasting Jason's misplaced excitability with her genuine concern over the baby's health and suppressed frustration with her husbands' sheer incompetence/gleeful detachment.
- I loved how she tensely responded "no one said that" to Jason's rhetorical question of "who said having a baby couldn't be exciting"? B-
2007 National Douchebag Championship
Blaine Savage (Sudeikis) hosts this...uh, "talent" competition where contestants Jake Hawkins (Hader), a nightclub manager from New Jersey, Todd "The Deetch" Deaton (Rogen) and Christopher Spanks (Forte), an activist and street juggler from California (Forte) must face celebrity guest judges Sharon Osborne (Poehler) and last years' winner Gerard (Samberg) to determine which of them will take home "the commemorative Jared Leto trophy" and a guest spot on "Entourage".
- Having been around in 2007 to see that this was pretty much where a large part of male culture was at...this sketch just tickles me.
- Jason played a great host but at the same time he hit certain beats in his dialogue a bit hard in a way that made this feel a teeny bit underwritten and hamfisted...but I guess for some portions of the audience, the writers thought this may have been seen as a basic introduction to the idea of "douchebag" culture so it didn't bother me that much.
- I especially liked Jason refusing to return "fist bumps" to Bill and Seth's characters and telling Wills' character to "shut up" and "cool it" when singing Jamiroquais' "Virtual Insanity".
- Ooh, Bills' character in this is a nightclub manager? That's some...interesting if unintentional foreshadowing. If Bill knew John Mulaney in their pre-SNL days, maybe he drew on an email John forwarded to him? Anyway, Bills' goofy facial expressions and hacky impressions were charming enough that I could see why his character placed third here.
- Jason noted that Bill's character sang "California Girls" as Borat, Austin Powers and Ace Ventura? Now, I know Katy Perry wasn't famous yet at this time so I guess that leads me to believe that he would've been singing David Lee Roths' cover of the Beach Boys original?
- Seth fit this sketch well enough as a charmless, misogynistic tool, complete with sunglasses, Ed Hardy truckers' cap and "Big Johnson" T-shirt straight outta 1996. Will wasn't featured too much in this, but his goofy look (hippie-ish hoodie, frosted tips) got some chuckles out of me too.
- This sketch may have been the best use of Amy's Sharon Osbourne impression I've seen on this show (certainly better than any of the generic "Osbournes" parodies the show did before this or the Celebrity Jeopardy sketch we got in season thirty when Will Ferrell first hosted).
- I especially liked every way she described Seth's character (except mentioning his "date rape" charges) and when she stumbled over the word "doucherty" (I'd really like to see what that cue card said).
- Fred's Gene Simmons really only works on a visual/visceral level in that he just looks like Gene Simmons and says things that are only a tiny bit more disgusting than what I'd believe the real Gene Simmons actually says. Other than that, something about the voice just seems off to me.
- Andy Sambergs character was delightful. I wouldn't say his various distractions were particularly "douchey" (certainly not "jamming on his P'Zone...I remember personally liking those things quite a bit during that brief window of time right before Covid when Pizza Hut actually bought them back) but they felt more unique to Andy and his sense of humor. The single beaded hair braid in particular fells very Ras Trent.
- I know this was written by Colin Jost & Rob Klein but some of Sambergs' whole character makes me feel like this was at least partially punched up by Jorma & Akiva that Thursday. B+
Macgruber (1/3)
Macgrubers' (Forte) vanity and fear of aging distract him from diffusing the bomb as he can't bear to let Casey (Rudolph) or Caleb (Rogen) see his huge bald spot once his bandana falls off.
- This is the third ever MacGruber. At this point we've only seen him become a Hasselhoff level alcoholic after failing to secure the dog turds, public hair and bum semen needed to get out of his previous jams. Now, he appears to be in full blown mid-life life crisis mode.
- MacGruber in that bandana gives off slight "Rock Of Love" era Bret Michaels vibes. Between this, the cold open and the "douchebag" sketch...I'm starting to sense a bit of a theme to this episode.
- All of that aside, this seemed goofily dumb enough to work for me...as most MacGrubers are. B-
Big Kids
Mr. & Mrs. Triggs (Hader & Poehler) overindulge their grotesquely large and unattractive twins Jeremy (Rogen) and Stacia (Wiig) need to "perform" and show off the the disgust of their own adult friends (Armisen, Forte, Rudolph, Sudeikis)
- This got off to a fine start with Maya, Will, Fred & Jason reacting in stunned shock at the photo. Those same people reacting in stunned confusion to everything else Seth & Kristen did almost got old but I did like Wills' line "That was, uh...that just, was".
- Seth was great in this and so was Kristen (even if she was a little stiff and "I SAID WE!!!" wasn't a great catchphrase). Bill and Amy played cheery ineffectual parents off of them very well.
- I didn't have a huge problem with this sketch or Kristens' performance in it, but it feels like the start of a dangerous trend in this era of Wiig playing a string of loud, spazzy characters that would plague the show for the next few seasons...so, it was hard to fully get that into it.
- My second biggest laugh of this was the visual of Kristen wearing a giant three piece drum set over her shoulders, tapping them with a complete lack of rhythm like she was practicing some kind of Native American war chant while Seth badly mangles the words to Amy Winehouses' rehab into a tiny pink Barbie-ish microphone attached to an oddly shaped boom-box/tape player. The playing of the absurd Harry Potter reenactment on tape is a close third. The robot scene was all right but didn't stand out much for me.
- My actual biggest laugh was probably Wills' line of "I'm well aware of that" before jumping out the window as Amy tells him they are on the 15th floor. B-
Macgruber (2/3)
Macgruber (Forte) appears to be in full blown mid-life crisis mode after having noticeable plastic surgery and starting a relationship with much younger Taylor (Wiig) whom he is trying to convince is 25 and that Casey (Rudolph) and Caleb (Rogen) are his parents.
- Wills puffy collagen lips and chiseled chin/jawbone contrasting against his visible band spot were pretty funny, but not as funny as him whispering "I'm 25. Just go with it" to Seth and Maya after introducing them to Kristen but before referring to them as "mom" and "dad" when asking them to hand him random items. Their glum responses got me, too.
- The detail of Will and Kristen having met "in a hookah bar in Marina Del Rey" tickled me as someone who has been to both hookah bars that existed in Boulder during my sophomore year in college.
- Wills' repeated use of the word "tight" is the type of repetition I like in a sketch (well, it's MacGruber so it's short enough that there's no room for harmful repetition anyway) and thr Dave Matthews reference was pretty funny too. B-
A Message From Fred Thompson
A decidedly unenthused Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson (Hammond) draws upon his experience working with stand ins and stunt doubles on movie and TV sets announces his old "Law & Order" co-star Sam Watterson (Armisen) as his stunt president who will do all his campaigning while he sleeps in his trailer.
- OK, so I don't remember much from Fred Thompsons' 2008 Presidential Campaign (obviously it was very short lived and unsuccessful) but from this and other political material in this episode I gathered that he was lazy, didn't seem to really wanted to be president...or be anywhere in public around strangers, really...and must've had his own Jeb Bush "please clap" moment where he found himself having to literally beg his audience at an event for applause...and there's no doubt in my mind that all of these things contributed to the demise of his campaign
- Still, whether you knew any of this going in or not...there's not much to find funny here but at least it's an interesting use of Darrell in a non-Dick Cheney/non-Chris Matthews political role just before they would stop having trouble using him this way all together.
- There's Fred with his bizarre off base Sam Watterson impression once again that only worked the last two times he did it in the previous season. As he's not depicting this character as either mentally unstable or just weirdly out of place, this doesn't do anything for me here.
- Anyway, writing about this sketch (and really this whole episode now has me feeling like Fred Thompson circa 2007 myself, so since I don't have a trailer to head back to, I'll just move on. C-
MacGruber (3/3)
After being handed a mirror, MacGruber (Forte) decides his jarring new look from an unlicensed south of the border plastic surgeon is "not so bad".
- I liked the creepy Marathon Man-esque tone this took with a gruff, corner facing MacGruber demanding a mirror, only showing his new, slightly weird non-deformed look in the mere nanosecond before the explosion.
- The control room they're all trapped on being in a monastery was a nice touch as the haunting, ambient choir music helped sell the odd horror vibes of this.
- I also liked how this was a complete 180 degree turn from your standard "mid-life crisis" MacGruber but again, these tend to be so short there's very little to say about them individually, so I'll just move on. B-
Spoon Performs "The Underdog" & "You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb"
- I don't have too much to say about this band or these performances. Their sound is pleasant enough but if you listen closely, you can hear the origins of that whole indie pop folk/stomp clap hey trend of music that would become omnipresent in about three more years and go on to plague major prescription drug commercials to this day, so...what would basically morph into this over time but still with a little indie/alt hipness to it
Weekend Update w/Poehler & Meyers
CNNs' resident anti-immigration pundit Lou Dobbs (Hammond) delivers an editorial on Canadian entertainers and producers like Seth Rogen and Lorne Michaels take money, film roles and valuable SNL hosting gigs away from deserving American performers
Seth & Amy deliver their third ever "Really?!?" on Senator Larry Craig's airport mens' room sex scandal
Mets Manager Willie Randolph (Thompson) and General Manager Omar Minaya (Armisen) struggle to form any coherent words, let alone come up with anything they would actually do to differently to have gotten their team to the playoffs this year
Senior Political Correspondent Chevy Chase (Himself) delivers an election report on the Democratic and Republican primary campaigns
- Seth's Best Jokes: Bush vetoes child health insurance, war on science, merit badges, nun convent fight, NY Knicks harassment suit
- Amy's Best Jokes: Hannah Montana/Yoda Minnesota, virtual colonoscopies, Ikea homes, MTA cell service
- Darrels' Lou Dobbs commentary was wonderfully deranged and I loved how he played the sheer outrageousness of it completely straight. I liked how he seemed momentarily distracted by a rogue audience member without letting that throw off his timing and performance.
- Highlights for this for me include his naming "Tom Hanks and Jonny Mosely" as fine upstanding American SNL hosts, naming long dead or irrelevant celebrities as potential American hosts such as David Brenner, Hal Holbrook, Jill Eikenberry and George Peppard and quoting his own "red faced" hotel bar rant that ended with him calling Seth Rogen "an economic Bin Laden".
- Seth and Amy go pretty harder in the paint than Smigel did on Larry Craig in their "Really!?!" segment and the audience is pretty hot for it. What stood out to me were the "wide stance/Republican who likes dudes but hates capitalism" comments from Amy and Seth inadvertently tying this back to the first ever "Really!?!" from January (and the "Angry Dog" ad from last weeks' episode) by mentioning that Sen. Craig got Michael Vicks' lawyer to defend him in court.
- The Mets segment had some good fumfering from Fred and Kenan but...you would've had to have been following New York sports for quite some time or at least the 2007 baseball season to really get this. Plus, coming from Fred this really seems reminiscent of his Nicholas Fehn character (who we might be seeing real soon, kids) and that's not necessarily a good thing considering that particular characters' trajectory on the show. Kenan's growling with a cross eyed expression reminded me of his O.J. commentary from the previous week. I can't say anything else about this because there was literally nothing here.
- OK, say what you will about Chevy Chase but behind his old grey/off white Update set complete with phone and all, he seemed the most in his element and the least ill at ease he's been on the show since season one here.
- I'd say he was downright charming by Chevy Chase standards and it was quite a fun novelty just to see a full 1975/76 style Update nestled within a modern 2007/08 Update.
- Most of his jokes actually got laughs and worked (except for the Fred Thompson "pigs in a blanket" joke with was just a random nonsequitir and a couple of his lines about Guilliani which bombed...especially that last joke comparing his and Hillarys' poll numbers)
- I actually heard that at one point the plan for these Chevy Update election features was to make them a recurring segment throughout this season. I'm sure the WGA strike and probably just Chevy being Chevy at some point put the kibosh on that but I don't think I or the SNL audience in general needed to see more of these that badly. B+
- Steve Higgins' opening voice over was cute: "You're watching the History Channel...which means you're probably not too happy with the present."
- Bill not only narrates this but has the first line in the sketch after his opening narration and is later seen with Sudeikis licking corn on the cob the long way and trying to "spark" a musket bong with two actual stones that ends up firing a hole through his own hat. Those moments were fun.
- As for the rest of this sketch...it's called "Stonetown" because their all a bunch of stoners...and they've been smoking pot this whole time...get it?
- I guess this was the obligatory sketch they had to do this week to play up our hosts big pothead image. As expected, Seth played his part well as did Will and Kristen as a great stern voice of sober reason and concern. The various peripheral shots of Amy dancing and handing Kristen a flower were cute. I also liked the invention of the hacky sack and the "air lute".
- I didn't much care for Kenan popping in out of nowhere just to ask Seth for a "dime bag" nor did I care for the shot of Fred as a native DoorDasher (but I will admit the gag name "Constance Lee Stroking" did get me. C+
- This is only the second appearance of Andy's Swedish chef character (which he apparently auditioned with). The first was during the brief commercial break advertising his cover of "Axel F" as a ringtone in the season 31 sketch "Smorgasbord" from Scarlett Johanssons' first episode where she and Seth played ennui riddled Bergman-esque niche Food Network hosts and Bill played her comatose husband. Considering that was Bills' only other role in that episode aside from "Fly High Duluth" and he had no lines in either, it should be obvious why Deej and I didn't cover that one at all when we went through season 31 on the podcast.
- I like how this one establishes a sort of mini SNLMSU (SNL Muppet Show Universe) with other cast members being incorporated as various Muppet Show characters that would continue into Seths' second episode next season and Blake Livelys' monologue the season after that.
- I also like this being the rare non-monologue sketch that only takes place on home base stage with no additional set. It really continues the seasons 1 & 2 1975/76 throwback vibes from the Chevy portion of Weekend Update.
- The cast pulled this off well. Seth, Bill and Andy all had great natural Muppet voices and Muppet energy to pull this off. Bill crushed it with that wild drum solo. Maya even gave off Laraine Newman vibes.
- It had been several years since I had ever watched an actual rerun of the original Muppet Show (and that's still the case really) but the Muppets are so universal that you didn't have to have seen them recently to appreciate this. Maybe it's just their omnipresent cultural osmosis or maybe it's just one of those pop culture things people my age pick up from seeing parodies of it on other, more contemporary comedy shows of our own time, but it's nice to have such a comforting sketch near the end of the show like this.
- It's also kind of funny how Disney has apparently been planning an an actual revival of The Muppet Show here in 2026 that Seth Rogen is involved in which will supposedly air on ABC and Hulu just a few days after this blog post is published and the podcast that we talk about this on is put out into the world. B-
- I got slight Judy Grimes vibes from Wiigs' performance (look at me up here, referencing a character who wouldn't appear chronologically yet) and from Seths' performance I got the vibe that this sketch may have been (rightfully) cut from John C. Reillys' episode from the previous season.
- Other than that, I have no idea what the hell this even was. I couldn't make heads or tails of it. This started out like a more Southern version of "Tales Of Ribaldry" but once Seth started talking about wrapping his balls in hot/cold washcloths (depending on the temperature) it felt like this seriously got away from whoever was writing this or (more likely) punching it up on Thursday night.
- I'll admit that Maya talking about pooping in random mens' thermoses got me a bit but the origin of the name "Mad Joe" (short for JoAnn, he likes to kill people) was just too dumb. This definitely felt like it was going for a bit of a "random" vibe but non "lol silly absurd wacky" random as much as just "pointlessly and irritatingly dumb" random (not the kind of "random" people like. D+
- Lebron James/Kanye West (09.29.2007)
- Seth Rogen/Spoon (10.06.2007)
- While this episode may not have been quite as strong as Lebrons' season premiere from the previous week, it was mostly a pleasant surprise to go and review.
- Seth Rogen was a fine host who could've easily been a cast member in some alternate universe (maybe not one with a lot of range, but still) and Bill had a great night (as did Will, Andy, Kristen and Fred which is no surprise in this era).
- The only thing really bringing this episode down is that...a lot of it just doesn't go anywhere. The cast and host elevate a lot of this episode but the writing kind of just...lays flat. This aspect made it a more challenging episode to review as a lot of these sketches really left me with almost nothing unique to say about them.
- I'm sure the fact that I have been working a new job with later hours and a longer commute didn't help but I think these are all the main contributing factors to me having to watch and write about this episode in shifts rather than all at once. Having to almost struggle to come up with something to say about such...plain and structurally bland sketches really drained what little mental energy I had when I tried to get through it.
- Again, this isn't to say I didn't like this episode. It got off to a fairly strong start but a lack of creative energy started creeping in and settled in more toward the end of the show.
- The next entry on this blog is likely going to be my review of SNL season 51s' upcoming Alexander Skarsgard/Cardi B episode (which will be the shows' 1000th strangely enough) which should be posted two days from now if all is going according to plan.
- After that, it looks like SNL may be going on an extended break due to NBCs' Winter Olympic coverage but while that's going on, Deej and I will continue working on the We Heart Hader podcast.
- Our next episode will be a review of episode two of Documentary Now followed by a review of SNLs' Jon Bon Jovi/Foo Fighters episode. I remember that one being on the weaker side of season 33 but I think since then Deej and I have found the brighter spots in that one, so maybe this one might be easier to review.
- See you then!
