Jack Harlow (10.29.2022)

Okay, here's my review. When your expectations for an SNL episode pretty much start at the floor, there's nothing they can do BUT pleasantly surprise you. Sure, it was an episode buoyed by surprise cameos (in a good way for the first time since at least 2012) but Jack Harlow certainly did his part by being a surprisingly likable and easy going host. The worst thing I can really say about this episode is that it was still a little uneven but then again so were all of this seasons' episodes. Thankfully, this week's episode was more uneven on the level of Brendon Gleesons' where the highs were very high and the lows were just somewhere in the middle.This was a big night for Andrew, Punkie, Ego (the back half anyway) and all the newbies along with Cecily (as expected) and Kenan. Sarah and JAJ got some small parts that are showing they can stretch and continue to be used as utility cast members. Even with one returning veteran, no one really felt shut out. Anyway, let’s unpack this, shall we?

PBS News Hour - Well, I guess we were due for one if these, too. I guess it's more watchable than a C-SPAN opening...and at least PBS is a more unique framing device for these? It made me feel more like I was watching a mellow Norm MacDonald era cold open than a Mikey Day/Heidi Gardner era cold open, so...thats' nice? Shockingly, Cecily had the only worthwhile performance in this  (and her shot in the montage was so seamless you wouldn't even think she missed each of the previous four episodes so far). C+

Monologue - While I think it's good that Jack Harlow showed right away that he can poke light fun at himself but that was a little too light for me. I get the sense that Harlow wanted to do one of Jimmy Kimmels "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" segments more than he wanted to host SNL but he just decided to say "fuck it" and tell Lorne and the writers "can you guys jusy make my monologue this?" (loved that possibly unintentional Mr. Subliminal shout out, though). The Lil Nas X jokes just confused me at first becsuse they mostly left me wondering whether or not Harlow had come out recently or not. I appreciate that he tried something different in speaking to an audience member who turned out to NOT be a plant but it was so brief it was pointless and it wemt nowhere. Overall, thr best thing about this monologue wss that Harlow didn’t seem ill at ease with being on the show. C+
Wedding Like Joker - Only Andrew Dismukes could make such a paper thin, repetitive premise watchable much less funny (with some assists from Sarah Sherman who we get to see stretch and grow as an actress and from Jack Harlow who thankfully showed he was more into doing the show here than he did during his monologue). The surprise Jeff Probst cameo was a nice touch but it hardly did anything for me. It was nice to see JAJ keep getting used in non-impression roles. C+

A Message From Skechers - I didn’t completely hate the idea behind this, but I couldn't help but get uneasy "Steve Carrell IS Jeff Bezos" bad take vibes. They didn’t even come close to striking the right balance between making Skechers look lame and pointlessly kissing up to Kanye to me. Marcello had a good line about how Skechers could be thrown in the washer but it wasn’t really worth this sketch existing. The ending was pretty weak. JAJ does a solid Mike Lindell but...is that really an impression the show needs right now? D+

Post Halloween Red Carpet Special - Thie felt a little long, but it was worth it to see Kenan, Bowen, Harlow and all the featured players really get to score here. Cecilys' character being named "Tina LaFaye" was an interesting choice. Kudos to the show for successfully pulling off what they attempted with "The Grabbies" in Charles Barkleys' last episode. B-

Pixar AA Pitch - By far, this was the best live sketch of the night. I loved how immediately everyone was comitted to the rapidly increasing silliness of this. I didn’t even mind that they tried to sneak in another "everyone starts singing along with Cecily as soon as they realize that...wait a minute, they DO know the song she is singing" sketch on us because that was a very small part of it. Tom Hanks is always such a welcome presence that you can't get hung up for too long on why he isn't hosting when he makes an unexpected cameo. I do love that they ended with suitcase puppets on us and pulled out to show us who was operating them. A-

2020 Part 2: 2024 - Well, it's nice that they let this air just in time for Halloween. While this may seem like another hacky tired SNL trope on the surface, I have to say I found it...somewhat relatable given what the last two years have been like, so...I can't even work up the energy to be disappointed by it (and I can't really imagine anyone else doing it). C+

Best Bartenders In The World - This was honestly the worst sketch of the night. At first, it just seemed like an incoherent mess. Then, the twist ending came and it felt to me like someone found crumpled up pages from the first draft of John Mulaneys' drag brunch sketch from his 2018 episode and just said "fuck it, let’s just see if we can get this on the air". D-

Update felt kinda all over the place this week. The only notable jokes were Josts' breakdown of the Oz/Fetterman debate and Ches' portion of the whole Kanye rant. It was very nice to see Bobby Moynihan back in any capacity. He is a sorely missed presence. Good to see he's not entirely "done" with the show and has made like Sandler and Murhpy and put whatever issues he had with the end of his tenure behind him. Kudos to him for giving us the Covid era update on Drunk Uncle that we didn't know we needed (and pulling it off better than Forte did w/MacGruber). B-

2 David 2 S. 2 Pumpkins - Suddenly, the presence of both Tom Hanks AND Bobby Moynihan in the same episode makes a lot more sense. I'm guessing we could all immediately tell where this was headed when Kenan showed up? While this was a pleasant (and genuinely unexpected) surprise, it was too much like the original. I didn't mind seeing this again (and I do appreciate the reveal that his is from Ibiza), but it needed some tightening up because Dismukes and Ego didn’t quite have the same timing that Beck and Kate did that made the original work. Normally, I'm a fan of Ego and Dismukes but this felt too much like something that the show left behind in the previous era for them to make it work without making it their own (and Harlow didn’t really work for me in the Melissa Villaseñor role either). I’m guessing the whole reason that they did this tonight was that either Jack Harlow just wanted to be a part of it or this may be Mikeys' last season with the show. As we all know, he cowrote the original w/Streeter Siedell and may have wanted to bookend his time on the show with a reprisal of the biggest hit from his first season in the cast. Kudos to the makeup department (especially on either JAJ or Marcello who I'm guessing played Freddy Kreuger and Longfellow who I'm 99% sure played Pennywise). C+

The View - You know, if I didn’t know any better I'd think Jack Harlow wrote this hinself. I was gonna say if they absolutely had to still be doing View parodies now that they should’ve at least had Ego and Punkie switch roles until I realized that wouldn't work because Ego Nwodim was basically playing Whoopi Goldberg as Ego Nwodim and Punkie Johnson wouldn't have been able to pull that off. Otherwise, this seemed only worth putting on air for the undeniable fact thst Joy Behar is the role Sarah Sherman was born to play. At least this was placed appropriately in the show. D+

Now, I'm finally ready to deliver my first real ranking of the season so far...

1. Brendon Gleeson/Willow (10.08.2022)
2. Jack Harlow (10.29.2022)
3. Miles Teller/Kendrick Lamar (10.01.2022)
4. Megan Thee Stallion (10.15.2022)

Well, I certainly learned how not to judge a book by its cover. Next week, Amy Schumer marks her third time hosting and the less said about her, the better. Schumer bring placed into the context of this season as host gives a whole new meaning to the term "diminishing returns" which is starting to become a running theme of this season (and yes, I'm also starting to wonder about the troubles they are having booking hosts this season). See you then!

Megan Thee Stallion (10.15.2022)

Okay, here's my review. This was unquestionably the weakest show of the season so far. However, that wasn't so much the fault of the host. Megan Thee Stallion was a committed performer and she seemed like someone everyone in the show found easy to work with, but even if you barely knew anything about her you would still feel like you didn’t see a new side of her at all. She succeeded, but in order to succeed she seemed to absolutely need nearly every part of the show she was involved in to be structured in such a way as to keep her entirely within her comfort zone. This episode seemed like it was constructed solely to pander just to Megans' fanbase more than SNLs' fanbase and regular viewers to the point where I felt like I was watching a lost episode from season 35. The two biggest things this episode working against its favor were its continued and increasing desparate hardcore pandering to an extremely young and extremely and overly hip online audience (who I suspect view themselves as too "above" SNL and "traditional" media in general to care or even give them as much as a second thought) as well as them seemingly going back on even any hints of new changes being made and giving us another season 47 show in season 48. Still, they managed to give appropriate amounts of screen time to the new featured players (especially Devon) as well as Ego and Punkie (but as a bizarre side effect, Heidi and Chloe had more of a presence than this episode called for). Anyway, let's break this down, shall we?

C-SPAN January 6th Hearing - Ah, THERE'S the cold open we've come to expect from SNL (and we were foolish enough to think they could leave behind this season). Kudos to Michael Longfellow and Sarah Sherman for landing their first ever impressions on the show. Kenan and Heidi were pretty solid here (even if Heidi's part seemed a little tonally muddled) and Mikeys' part was genuinely the only part that made me laugh. The rest of this (while honestly not as forgettably dry as I expected) just kinda washed over me. C+

Monologue - Hmm, I...wasn’t expecting this level of energy from Megan. I haven't seen interviews with her or any clips of her outside a few songs, so I always thought of her more as "sedate Nicki Minaj with a nose and/or eye jobs". I felt like I was literally watching Lizzos' monologue on 2x speed. Still, congratulations on your medical degree and mental health efforts, Meg. That was the only thing I picked uo from this monologue that wasn't just pure fan service for the "hotties" who tuned in. She doesn't seem ill-suited for the show or anything. C+

Hot Girl Hospital - Speaking of fan service for the hotties, it's tempting to refer to this sketch as this season's "Gen Z Hospital" (the next live sketch after this more closely fits that description) but this sketch was actually written to play to the hosts' strengths as a celebrity and not their delusions. Also, I get the sense this sketch wasn't written to humiliate all involved by someone trying to get fired from the show. Ok, I still wouldn't be surprised to find Che had a hand in this given how incoherent some parts of it were (especially how Meg really raced through her speech explaining how Draymond Green started the hospital?) Good way to sneak Punkie, Marcello and JAJ into the show, though. The Devon/Sarah and Michael/Heidi scenes were funny (especially for Michael unintentionally making his entrance gaffe from the Manningcast cold open real). Not the worst lead off sketch the show has had this season so far. B-

We Got Bought - This was like they took the Aziz Ansari dinner sketch from Will Ferrells' 2018 episode and the Covid Mask dinner sketches from John Mulaneys' episode from last season, added water, added more water and set it to a hip hop beat to make someone way more fun. Ego carried this on their backs. Shockingly, Megan didn’t add a whole lot to this compared to Heidi, Punkie and Devon even though this was literally designed for her. B-

Deer - This was definitely the weakest sketch of the night. The puppetry was fun and Kenan was solid but other than that it was all over the place. This had a weak premise with sloppy execution. It was nice of them to use Devon, Molly and JAJ in this even though their presence wasn’t even explained let alone justified (were Devon and Megan a couple or siblings?) D+

Girl Talk - This seemed unnecessarily padded to delay the reveal of another thin premise but Punkie and Andrew really added some variety to it. Kenan seemed like he was edited in from another sketch entirely. I walked away from this sketch mostly wondering two things; 1) What was Kenan saying and who was he talking to on that hot mic? 2) Anyone else reminded of a particular scene in the movie BASEketball seeing this? C+

Please Don't Destroy: Wellness - While this one wasn’t bad, it does speak to an issue I have with the pacing of their pretapes in that the shorter they are the more it takes a rewatch to appreciate them because you might actually miss a crucial joke or line or two. On first run, I just viewed this as something that didn’t have enough of a twist or really an ending but on second watch I noticed that they were using their upbeat fronts to mask the fact that they were simply admitting to being miserable. See, that's something I legitimately missed the first time. C+

Update was a real mixed bag this week. Not a lot of jokes stood out but the ones that did (Pelosi, McConnell, Elon) were unusually sharp and stinging for SNL. The commentaries really dragged this one down. The Heidi/Chloe thing was a campy scatalogical mess. I'm a bit disappointed that Rosebud Baker cowrote this, but it tracks. This just seemed like an excuse for Chloe to repurpose her Reese Witherspoon impression (and Heidi to repurpose the same southern accent she uses for every other sketch she does). The run on various candies was ok and it seemed like the demonic possession of Chloe was gonna be a fun twist but it didn’t seem like they went far enough with it. Devon had a fine debut as himself. He had solid (if not scattershot) material but I wasn’t crazy about how he felt the need to race through three separate complicated topics in the little time he was given. We already have one of tonight's performers racing through their lines at breakneck speed. We can't handle another. C+

Workout Class - At first, I was expecting another installment of those Bowen penned sketches from season 45 where he plays one of a rotating group of SoulCycle instructors audtion to take over the same class until I noticed that Bowen was taking the class along with Ego and Sarah and that Heidi and Chloe (ironically) had confusingly large parts in this. Plus, it was almost tonally incoherent and butt-focused enough that I'm pretty shocked Che DIDN’T write this (especially since it reminded me of the "Skims For Dogs" sketch from last year's Kardashian hosted episode which I know he DID write). I'm well aware that SNL found putting this sketch online worth it for the viral clicks (from whichever viral audience they're chasing at moment) but I'd actually say putting it on the air on NBC/Peacock was worth it for the unintentional comedy of the camera miscues that were so long and GLARING that even Megan couldn't NOT visibly acknowledge her confusion over still being in the shot when she didn’t have any lines left (so, in other words the same reasons that necessitated that they not only put the dress version on YouTube but also immediately edit the dress version into the same night rerun on NBC where we also got to see that Ego and Bowens' entire opening scene was cut adding to this sketches lost, baffling feel before it even got started). Yeah, this sketch sure was a mess but it was one of the more fun messes the show has allowed on the show in a while. C+

St. Andrews Center For Shivering Girls - This was OK for something that was just tired observational comedy disguised as a fake PSA. Kenans' singing and the Ego/Dismukes laundromat scene were the only stand outs to me. C+

Ms. Fink - This was definitely the strongest live sketch of the night (at least this episode went out on a strong note) and it could’ve used some trimming because it was a little repetitive and it meandered a bit but yeah...give the ball to Ego, get the hell out of her way and she saves the show once again (with some notable assists from Megan, Devon and Punkie of course). This was definitely a more well thought out and executed subversion of the Lean On Me/Stand And Deliver/Dangerous Minds/Freedom Writers tropes than that classroom sketch with Lin Manuel Miranda as the teacher. B-

Now, I'm finally ready to deliver my first real ranking of the season so far...

1. Brendon Gleeson/Willow (10.08.2022)
2. Miles Teller/Kendrick Lamar (10.01.2022)
3. Megan Thee Stallion (10.15.2022)

Well, that was an interesting experiment that didn’t work out. In just a little under two weeks, Jack Harlow makes his hosting debut as the show gives us two double duty hosts in a row. Wow, um...yeah, I'm not exactly looking forward to that obe either. As I said earlier, while Megan gave off the vibe of being someone the cast got along with all week...Jack Harlow ALREADY does not. There was a rumor going around that Harlow got very upset that the PDD boys wrote a pretape for Pete and Mileys' NYE special last year that contained a rather mild joke about him being easily mistaken for any random white guy (possibly to the point that he demanded PDD be fired from the special?) so...already I'm predicting he'll be a difficult host. If Megan was a host who the show had to write around because they genuinely liked her and WANTED her to look good, Harlow may be another host who the show has to write around out of necessity due to them being a sheer black hole of talent and/or personality. I'm predicting something similar to when Adam Levine and Justin Beiber hosted back to back in season 38 or even back in early season 41 when they actually had...nah, I'm not gonna go THAT far here. I'll just say I hope something comes up for me a week from Saturday that I can use as an excuse to maybe not watch live but if not, so be it. See you then!

Brendon Gleeson/Willow (10.08.2022)

Okay, here's my review. My biggest takeaway from this week is that any way you look at it, this show was the complete inverse of last week's premiere. Last week, the show was front loaded with stronger material and really fell off after Update. This week, the shakier material was upfront and the show really picked up after Update. Last week, the show seemed to make promises of big change it did not show intent to keep. This week, the show didn’t promise to do anything different upfront but some noticable changes snuck in among the previous era's tropes on display thanks to the new blood finally getting a chance to shine. Last week's show made a stronger impression on me than this weeks did, but after having some time to look back, I can see more of the that episodes' faults than I did initially. This week's show didn’t leave much of an impression at first, but it's already starting to grow on me. Brendon Gleeson was a charming host who handled everything the show threw at him well. He was the type of host the show had seemingly left behind in a previous era. Even when it felt like the show was wasting him in incidental background roles that could've been played by any host at all (and that seemed to happen quite a bit in the first half of the show) he still managed to shine and give it his all. Writing wise, the show was a real roller coaster where it was alternating between the type of played out sketch the show should be moving away from and something different that they let the new hires try to bring the show into a new era. Seems like they managed to give everybody a fair amount of airtime tonight (at the expense of relegating Punkie to a small silent role in the cold open). Anyway, let’s get to unpacking, shall we?

So You Think You Won't Snap? - At first, I though we were getting a more off the beaten path cold open until I began to realize that this was the type of cold open we used to get every other week during season 46. The only moments that I genuinely found funny were Kenan and Devons' parts along with the Euphoria reference at the end. C+

Monologue - Ok, this actually WAS "off the beaten path" for a monologue (and just for anything that would air on SNL after 1981...or anything that would air on any comedy show here in the states for that matter). This felt more like something one would see on the That Week In SNL Twitch stream on a Sunday night than anything. I liked Brendons' low key celtic energy and while he may not be SNLs' first Irish host, he'll definitely go down as the first SNL host to play a mandolin in a monologue (top that, Steve Martin!) and Colin Farrell was a surprisingly solid addition to this. B+

CNN Today - I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this was written by the same writer who wrote last week's BeReal themed pretape? Did someone just think it would be funny if the Try Guys "scandal" was explained to the audience in an authentic Irish accent from a character actor pushing 70 or did Mikey, Bowen and Dismukes all just really want to play the Try Guys this week? Am I the only person who thought Mikey almost breaking upon having to deliver a line with the word "amazeballs" the saddest moment in SNL history? Either way, as someone who's scrolled through Twitter just enough to be vaguely familiar what this whole drama (and quite honesty, hasn't even HEARD of the Try Guys until now, so...yeah, I'm sure that didn’t help and neither did the real bitchy responses to the sketch I've already seen on Twitter) I was with Ego all the way on this one. D+

Michael & Marcello & Devon & Molly - As refreshing as it was to see SNL finally showcase all of their new featured players at once without demeaning or outright hazing them,

this wasn’t QUITE the way I wanted to see them do it. Micheal and Devon had solid lines and Marcello just went straight to the "self deprication over lack of airtime" route. Molly was the clear focus of this sketch and while they made a strong showing as well, I wasn’t crazy about how as they went on about assasinating Putin this started to feel like an early draft of a Colleen Rafferty sketch that had been written for Melissa McCarthy and then resubmitted another week with Aidy Bryant before Mikey & Streeter decided this should be a Kate role. Don't get me wrong, I'm not putting down this piece. It was fun, but I don't really like to be reminded of old sketches the show has done when they are trying to introduce us to new hires who are expected to bring someone we HAVEN'T seen to the show before. C+

Blonde - Ugh, this had to be the most aimless, pointless, jokeless sketch the show has done in at least a decade. This felt like a leftover Tina script from season 30 or 35. Honestly, the most interesting thing about this sketch was the fact that Brendan was in drag (mostly because it didn't fully hit me until he made his entrance wearing a skirt that Brendan is the rarest of rare male hosts that Lorne didn’t force to shave his beard for the show) and the sheer senseless oddity of Brendan's role gave this real "Robert Culp on a submarine" vibes to me. On the SNL Network Hot Take show, Jon Schneider mentioned that this was basically a re-enactment of a specific scene from "Blonde" so I guess you would've had to have seen that specific scene to even understand what was going on let alone find it remotely funny. The one thing they did right here was giving JAJ the laugh line at the end. D-

Headshots - Kudos to Dismukes for having played fully against (what feels like) type for him and to Longfellow for getting a sketch role that suits him well. Once again, Brendon was a welcome presence here. I would put this just a step above the "Blonde" sketch. It was a bit hard for me to get into and it was light on hard laughs for me (the closest I got was Dismukes' BTTF reference at the end) but compared to everything that proceeded it, this sketch was very focused and grounded in its' premise. Even Colin Farrell didn’t feel like dead weight in his cameo and the ending Tiger Beat button pretty much popped up at the perfect time. B-

PDD: Senior Year - First off, I am impressed that the Please Don't Destroy boys are finally starting to branch out, leave their writer's office and play characters that aren't 100% just "themselves". Secondly, I'm impressed that PDD are still able to do write and produce pieces that make the absolute most out of basic, threadbare premises like "one of these grown men is friends with a 'cool' 10 year old boy" and "a group of high schoolers discover one of their supposed 'peers' is way too old to be attending high school". This was possibly Brendons' best performance of the entire night. I also love the twist that his character just suddenly decided to go back to high school after watching "Gossip Girl" and how they added some genuine emotional redemption to the end of such a silly piece. B+

Update turned out to be a real bright spot for the show. Jost & Che came out stronger than last week (and Che looked marginally happier to be there from last week except when he had to deliver the punchline to that "women losing too much weight" joke but his "pumpkin spice trash bags" joke may be my all time favorite Update joke of his I ever saw). Still, the commentaries pretty much saved this episode. Ego's Little Mermaid was brilliant and while still being very much in her voice still came across fresh and original compared to everything she has done. Kudos to Marcello for making a strong debut in only his second episode and having a much stronger presence than Micheal Longfellow. B+

Blood Oath - Wow, the first time all night Brendon is doing the type of sketch he should’ve been doing and it's buried in the post Update slot. While the setting fit him like a glove (no pun intended), I immediately recognized this as the premise of something I had read got cut from last week's dress rehearsal (with either Dismukes or Miles Telller in Gleesons' role?) This ramped up quite quickly but once it got to where it was going it seemed like it had no where else to go and just meandered and spun out without an ending (I know that's nothing new for SNL but while I appreciated how much fun everyone was visibly having with this one, I also wish they could’ve tried a bit harder). C+

Denver Pitch Meeting - Well, you all know how much I love a good Denver shout out on SNL but I love to see Sarah Sherman get one of her own sketches on the show even more. The material underwhelmed me at first (part of me still would've rather seen her cut fir time Elvis sketch made it to air over this) because it wasn’t quite up to the level of bizarre horror that "Meatballs" and "Chucky" were but then I realized that Sarah's voice really shines the most in pretapes. Still, for a live sketch, this was quite ambitious and really pulled off expertly. I was very impressed by the way The Squirmstress was able to memorize her lines, marks and blocking (assuming she actually couldn't see in the first place) and make this sketch seem way more rehearsed than SNLs' typical schedule would allow the time for. She didn’t make it look like she adlibbed her way through it either. That really speaks to what an unexpectedly strong actress and live sketch performer Sarah Shermam really is and why she fits in so well on this show. Truly, Sarah Squirm contains multitudes. B-

Well, that was certainly a pleasant outing. Next week, rapper Megan Thee Stallion makes her return to the show to pull double duty as both a host and a musical guest. Hmm, she did well in both her sketch appearances in Chris Rocks' last episode (although one was already a rap pretape) so I really don't know what else to expect other than a more low energy version of Lizzos' episode (and especially with the way this new season's been going, who can say?) Either way, I hope to see them keep trying things they haven't been doing lately and making more new changes. See you then!

Miles Teller/Kendrick Lamar (10.02.2022)

Okay, here's my review. One thing I think we can all agree on is that this was the strongest, most focused, least lethargic season premiere of SNL we've seen since at least season 40 or 38. Whether it was truly the beginning of a "new era" outside of a few new cosmetic changes is debatable, but in spite of its flaws, this had a lot going for it. There were hints of sharper writing and more balance and breathing room within a (slightly) smaller cast, but it is still clear some changes still do need to be made in spite of this premiere giving the fans some things that they wanted. My biggest take away from the night is that this is officially going to be the era where the show pushes Bowen, Chloe, Ego and Heidi as the stars of the show (especially with the latter two being the most senior players...of those who joined after season 42). Cecily may (or may not) be temporarily absent from the show but aside from her, nobody felt truly shut out from the show (all the new featured players got something on. Hell, even if only two of them got any substantial speaking roles they were each mentioned by name in the cold open, which...hey, that's something). Anyway, let’s break it down, shall we?

Manningcast - Wow, right off the bat we get faint signs of more experimentaion in a new era (or at least, hopefully, the shedding of the previous era's tired political and topical trappings wrapped in meta commentary that while reminiscent of Tina Feys' last monologue fortunately came across as more genunely self-deprecating and less doubling down and actively flipping off the audience). Still, in the face of JAJs' Trump having his rundowns and his Wordles taken away and being dragged and dropped into the template of a Baldwin era Trump cold open, I'm choosing to remain optimistic that this is SNL signaling that they are leaving this type of cold open, this type of aimless, scattershot Headline Challenge political humor in the past rather than continue it. Surely, even Lorne has to have recognized by now that it's long past the time when they needed to rely or lean on this sort of thing for any reason whatsoever, right? Right?!? (*crickets*). Hmm, anyway, as much as I know realize sketches with cast members and/or special guests playing sportscasters commenting on the show in real time feels like a dated, played out trope (especially in recent years with the likes of Chappelle, Rousey and Portman but they even did TWO with Fran Tarkenton for God's sake) Miles Teller having a dead on Peyton Manning impression in his back pocket (and actually resembling him with the right wig, I might add) was something I did not expect so, it was strong and smart move for the show to open with that. I guess SNL is now two for two in opening the season with unexpected great impersonations from people making their debut appearance on the show, am I right? Speaking of debut appearances, kudos on the four new hires for managing to not get completely shut out of their first episode (even if I would find out that they were all just doing viral TikTok memes that I somehow missed but hey at least by they were criticising themselves for doing just that rather than just merely hazing the new cast members and forcing them to poke fun at their own lack of airtime like they would do just a mere nine years ago? You know, the last time they hired a large group of people in the face of massive established cast departures?) Speaking of cast usage, while I wasn’t crazy about how Mikey and Bowen were used, I did like how they worked Heidi and Sarah in there. The Jon Hamm and Shaun White cameos were fun. I did like how they used a semi-expected cameo that actually makes sense from someone SNL fans genuinely want to see again given their established history with the show and their connection to the host to call themselves out for the unexpected cameos that don't from bafflingly chosen celebs being airdropped into random political flavor of the week roles and then set *that* up to poke fun at the hosts' image and career status in a fun way rather than an overly nudge nudge wink wink say no more way. Again, I choose to take this as a sign that they will stop doing this altogether and leave it in the (recent) past where it belongs. B-

Montage - I love how they strictly adhered to the "one new logo every eight years" rule like clockwork (and this one is VERY reminiscent of SNLs' first three seasons which I also love) and I especially liked how we've once again moved away from still images and went back to the very fluid, one long shot, visual storytelling style openings we previously only got in seasons 11 and 29 (but with the classier, more upscale twist we previously saw in seasons 21 and 44/45). Also, am I crazy or was Cecily absent from this montage? It's pretty strange that I just watched the premiere of a new season and I'm still not able to tell you if she is still employed by this show or not. I know people have said she may be back after she finishes doing her play in Los Angeles (and she just did this exact thing two seasons ago), but I'm gonna give it another month just to see if she truly sticks by that "Irish goodbye" comment she made to the press around that same time.

Monologue - Miles effortlessly carried his confidence and ease at light self-deprication over into the monologue. Plus, he showed us what a longtime fan he was from childhood so it wasn’t hard for me to connect with him on a personal level. He seems like someone who worked well with the cast all week. It's really gratifying to see a host who was rumored to be, well, "difficult" behind the scenes in past projects deliver the exact type of monologue SNL fans have grown to love over the past four years (a heartfelt sincere slice of life monologue that allows them to share their deeply personal connection to the show from a very young age). B+

Send Something Normal - Of course, RIGHT after I praise SNL for trying something different they go RIGHT back to leading off the show with a game show sketch! This wasn't even that original of a premise either. Still, I appreciate everyone's level of commitment to this sketch most if all in the face of it's minor conceptual flaws. Miles Teller wasn't exactly the best suited host for the "game show host" role. Mikey looked nothing like Adam Levine but he had the most appropriate voice for the part. JAJ as Armie Hammer felt like a last second between dress and air addition to this sketch. I mean, he was one of four contestants, for one thing. I like to imagine him telling the hair and makeup people he didn’t have an army hanmer impression as they hastily applied his beard and the writer of this sketch (who was also in the room with them) just saying "screw it, just do your Adam Driver, no one's gonna be able to tell the difference". Kenan as Neil Degrasse Tyson is always fun but an odd choice here. I mean, it felt like this sketch was written by one or two of the five people left on Earth who remembers Neils' real life minor #MeToo era harassment scandal and figured "well, he's never even posted anything remotely normal publicly anyway so...yeah, he's gotta be next. Bowen as himself was a nice meta twist that I appreciated but only didn't feel as tacked on as JAJs' Armie Hammer because his whole part seemed to be a callback to Mikeys. C+

BeReal(ButNotRobbed) - Well, I certainly appreciate the time and effort SNL took in explaining what BeReal was to its viewers OVER the age of 25 who are still *just* active enough on "dishonest" social media platforms to have missed this thing and gotten left out but I'm still having a hard time believing BeReal is...well, if you'll pardon the expression...REAL. It's seems so obnoxious it feels like a fake social media app from a Netflix movie. Still, I have to applaud the airtight execution of this thing. C+

Dance Of The Charmin Bears - The thing that I appreciated about this sketch the most (aside from it's just right length and tight writing) was that it continued showing the strength of this current casts performance skills and this season's established comittment to experimenting with more conceptual humor. Other than that, I found it a bit "on the nose" that they used a Lizzo song in this as it felt like a sketch that would've gotten cut from her episode last season (and, of course, would've been liked a lot less if it hadn't). B-

Rooftop Bar - Once Ego and Chloe, walked in I immediately flashed back to Mikeys' performance as Link Bronwin in the dating show sketch Regina Kings' episode. I ended up liking this a lot more than I liked that on as Mikeys' awkard cringe performance wasn’t as telegraphed here as it was there. Heidi played off them well and it was just the right length for what it was. C+

Nicole Kidman For AMC - I do love how you didn't really need to have seen the original Nicole Kidman ad at all to appreciate this. I like to think of it as the 2022 version of thst Simpsons THX parody from the early '90s ("TURN IT UP!!! TUUUURN IT UUUUUPPP!!!") I also loved how this just got in, went for a weird supernatural Vanessa Bayer and Larry David for Totino for The X-Files Reboot style twist, and just got out. (I'm sure the real Nicole Kidman would know a thing or two about cults. Didn’t she used to be married to the poster child for one in the '90s? Hiyoooo! Sorry, just to bust out that obscure South Park quite there). Mostly, I liked that Chloe finally did another thing that I could fully get on board with. B+

Update was a bit of a rollercoaster. It was odd to see Jost start out string with sharper jokes and a disassociative Che trailing him until he got to that MTG joke. Mitch McConnell might have been the role JAJ was born to play (in his first ever Update feature at the desk, nonetheless). He and Kenan made their segment funny but it's a shame that the string of Oswald Bates-lite malapropisms the writers came up with for him wasn’t as ridiculous as most of the real Herschel Walker's pulbic statements. Micheal Longfellow made a strong, low key debut although mentioning the Sydney Sweeney MAGA family reunion photo commentary was way too forced and labored of a setup for Jost to bring out for him if you ask me. He had great standup material and he was in control of what very few visible nerves he may have had. He didn't feel like he was there JUST to replace Pete (or bring back what they had with Pete) but his dry delivery made me feel like he and Dismukes might cancel each other out (until I remembered what else Dismukes was in tonight and Longfellows first Update standup commentary was a lot more focused and polished than Dismukes "Brink!" commentary from over a year ago was). As much as I feel like the shows' gonna get some flack for letting just the regular white guy get his big showcase out of this seasons group of four newbies, it was still good to see at least one of them break through. Bowens' lantern fly commentary felt at once fresh and almost too within Bowens' comfort zone. It's the same type of absurd anthropomorphic insect humor and patented outlandish absurdity Bowen has strangely become known for yet it felt like wild format breaking for SNL to have this premise worked into an Update feature instead of just written separstely as it's own sketch which is the type we've already seen too much of in the past 25ish years of sketch comedy in general (as it was written specifically as a parody of Maury or Jenny Jones or whatever the trash daytime talk show de jour is now). A somewhat still surprisingly high energy Dismukes as The Masked Si...uh, Buckwhe...er, um, "crops" was the perfect capper to this. B-

Swole, Bi Grimace - I can't believe they found a way to turn a cheap throwaway line from the Avengers'/GOT Family Feud cold open in Sandlers' 2019 episode into its own sketch, but they did it. Still, I remember really zoning out on that one as well as the "Santa becomes thin and kimd of a dick" sketch from Paul Rudds' 2013 episode (which this also reminded me of) so to me, aside from Kenans' speaking part and in spite of Bowen and Sarah trying their hardest, this was the weakest sketch of the night. D+

Carribean Queens - As much as I feel like this is a talk show sketch trope we've gotten our fill of during the Cecily/Kate/Aidy era (hell, even during the Wiig/Poehler years) it's nice to get a different spin on it that shows' Heidi and Ego's dynamic and chemistry (careful what you wish for). Punkie played well off them and good for Devon Walker for managing to sneak in there, too. B+

Well, that was probably the best season premiere we could’ve hoped for in this era. We haven't had a new season premiere that felt like they were doing more than just "shaking off the cobwebs" in a while. Next week, Brendon Gleeson makes his hosting debut. Not knowing much about this man aside from the fact that he played Donald Trump in that "too soon?" Showtime miniseries where Jeff Daniels played James Comey and Joe LoTruglio played Jeff Sessions, I'm just excited for the prospect of an episode hosted by a low-key character actor at the beginning of the season that leaves them more room to experiment more with newer, lesser used cast members. See you soon!